Greeting my loyal subjects! I, Kaos your glorious emperor, have some announcements. For those who somehow remain unaware, this is Skylands, my land by right of conqure. A place of misery and glorious famine. This place was once protected by… disgusting skylanders. However, they’re all gone now so don’t fret.
Now, you may be wondering how I became your glorious leader. It was quite simple really! All I had to do was evilize Mount. Cloudbreak and turn it into the ultimate evilizer. Now petrified darkness covers the land and everyone bows to me.
Unfortunately… some utter morons remain out in the wastes and plan to usurp me. Ha! I say HA! If anyone is to see any creature, skylander or otherwise, that is planning to use any force against me bring them in at once. There will be rewards to those who perform exceptionally. Now, by my good little subjects and get back to suffering.
Meanwhile…
Hey! I opened an ask blog for my skylanders au. Currently Drobot is open to asks! So, if you have any question at all, run it by the blog ^-^
Weird Questions for Writers (because writers are weird)
1. What font do you write in? Do you actually care or is that just the default setting?
2. If you had to give up your keyboard and write your stories exclusively by hand, could you do it? If you already write everything by hand, a) are you a wizard and b) pen or pencil?
3. What is your writing ritual and why is it cursed?
4. What’s a word that makes you go absolutely feral?
5. Do you have any writing superstitions? What are they and why are they 100% true?
6. What is your darkest fear about writing?
7. What is your deepest joy about writing?
8. If you had to write an entire story without either action or dialogue, which would you choose and how would it go?
9. Do you believe in ghosts? This isn’t about writing I just wanna know
10. Has a piece of writing ever “haunted” you? Has your own writing haunted you? What does that mean to you?
11. Do you believe in the old advice to “kill your darlings?” Are you a ruthless darling assassin? What happens to the darlings you murder? Do you have a darling graveyard? Do you grieve?
12. If a genie offered you three writing wishes, what would they be? Btw if you wish for more wishes the genie turns all your current WIPs into Lorem Ipsum, I don’t make the rules
13. What is a subject matter that is incredibly difficult for you write about? What is easy?
14. Do you lend your books to people? Are people scared to borrow books from you? Do you know exactly where all your “lost” books are and which specific friend from school you haven’t seen in twelve years still possesses them? Will you ever get them back?
15. Do you write in the margins of your books? Dog-ear your pages? Read in the bath? Why or why not? Do you judge people who do these things? Can we still be friends?
16. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever used as a bookmark?
17. Talk to me about the minutiae of your current WIP. Tell me about the lore, the history, the detail, the things that won’t make it in the text.
18. Choose a passage from your writing. Tell me about the backstory of this moment. How you came up with it, how it changed from start to end. Spicy addition: Questioner provides the passage.
19. Tell me a story about your writing journey. When did you start? Why did you start? Were there bumps along the way? Where are you now and where are you going?
20. If a witch offered you the choice between eternal happiness with your one true love and the ability to finally finish, perfect, and publish your dearest, darlingest, most precious WIP in exactly the way you’ve always imagined it — which would you choose? You can’t have both sorry, life’s a bitch
21. Could you ever quit writing? Do you ever wish you could? Why or why not?
22. How organized are you with your writing? Describe to me your organization method, if it exists. What tools do you use? Notebooks? Binders? Apps? The Cloud?
23. Describe the physical environment in which you write. Be as detailed as possible. Tell me what’s around you as you work. Paint me a picture.
24. How much prep work do you put into your stories? What does that look like for you? Do you enjoy this part or do you just want to get on with it?
25. What is a weird, hyper-specific detail you know about one of your characters that is completely irrelevant to the story?
26. How do you get into your character’s head? How do you get out? Do you ever regret going in there in the first place?
27. Who is the most stressful character you’ve ever written? Why?
28. Who is the most delightful character you’ve ever written? Why?
29. Where do you draw your inspiration? What do you do when the inspiration well runs dry?
30. Talk to me about the role dreams play in your writing life. Have you ever used material from your dreams in your writing? Have you ever written in a dream? Did you remember it when you woke up?
31. Write a short love letter to your readers.
32. What is a line from a poem/novel/fanfic etc that you return to from time and time again? How did you find it? What does it mean to you?
33. Do you practice any other art besides writing? Does that art ever tie into your writing, or is it entirely separate?
34. Thoughts on the Oxford comma, Go:
35. What’s your favorite writing rule to smash into smithereens?
36. They say to Write What You Know. Setting aside for a moment the fact that this is terrible advice…what do you Know?
37. If you were to be remembered only by the words you’ve put on the page, what would future historians think of you?
38. What is something about your writing process YOU think is Really Weird? If you are comfortable, please share. If you’re not comfortable, what do you think cats say about us?
39. What keeps you writing when you feel like giving up?
Fill my Inbox with anything!! Questions/Submissions/Messages/Requests literally anything! It can be as personal, lewd, weird as you want, but lets get that inbox filled!! I at least want 10 things in there and you can ask more than once!
Hello my angels! Happy International Fanworks Day!! I just found out this is happening, so I made a quick fanfic ask game in honor lol. Reblog if you’re a fic writer and down to be asked these questions! (Especially moots, please entertain me, I’m nosy.)
What’s the funniest comment someone has left on a fic of yours?
♀️ What is one trope you refuse to ever write?
Describe a current WIP without using character names. (Points if your followers guess who the fic is for.)
What music do you listen to when you write?
Do you have any words/phrases you use habitually?
⏰ What time of day do you prefer to write?
Have you written holiday-themed fics? If yes, which is your fave? If not, what’s one holiday you’d want to write for, and which character(s) would the fic be for?
What is one fic idea that you loved at first but then scrapped?
What’s the dumbest thing you’ve written?
Have you ever made yourself cry writing a fic?
What’s one trope you wouldn’t write, except for money?
Fuck marry kill 3 tropes (asker’s choice of tropes).
What is the fic you’re most proud of?
☕️ Do you drink anything when you write? Coffee, tea, alcohol, etc?
What grammar mistakes do you always make?
If all your fics/WIPs fell off a ship and were drowning (go with it), and you could only save one, which would it be?
✏️ What is your fave fic from another writer?
⏱ What’s the fic you spent the most time on? (Was it worth it lol)
☀️ Has anyone ever left you a comment that made your day? What did it say?
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve been inspired by?
Fuck marry kill 3 of your own fics (asker’s choice of fics).
❤️ Who is your favorite character to write for and why?
What’s one genre you’ve never written that you’d like to try?
What is the most recent line you’ve written?
❓Write an alternate summary for a published fic without using names. (Points if your followers can guess the fic.)
