Peter Parker has a really bad track record parental figure-wise I hope Carol isn’t next, the kid is cursed

Peter Parker, holding out his 3ds: I’m midway through the elite 4 can you do the pluse thing and charge this please

Carol Danvers: that’s not how… okay fine just don’t make a habit of this

Rhodey and Scott, approaching Dr Strange : settle a bet what movie is actual time travel most like because we think back to the future or hot tub time machine but Tony said no movie got it right

Dr Strange: did y’all ever see Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension (2011) ?

Shuri and Peter definitely share ‘sir you’ve been in a coma for 5 years’ memes after the snap

If Deadpool doesn’t make a ‘you should have aimed for the head’ joke in his next movie is it even worth it

Thanos could have won again in Endgame had he not been so cocky,he literally sits still and watches the avengers band together and doesn’t try to stop them.

Him being Tony’s main rival from avengers onwards is an interesting choice seeing as they have the same character flaw.

The difference being Tony grows from his family and works at controlling his ego compared to Thanos parading his daughters as prizes from planets he’s conquered and using them as a means to an ends.

Marvel will never reveal that Captain Marvel is worthy to wield mljonir because they’re cowards and know that Carol would be unstoppable

Endgame: Rewritten - Marvel Cinematic Universe

“Part of the journey is the end. That doesn’t have to be a bad thing.”

SUMMARY:

This project is a rewrite of Avengers: Endgame in screenplay format, making up for the canon movie’s lack of heart, logic, or justice for many characters’ storylines. This version also provides a truly happy ending, and there is no major character death (other than the bad guys).

Everything taken directly from movie canon is in bold. Some scenes are transcribed exactly the same, some are similar but slightly modified especially to make the Avengers more of a family, and huge chunks are completely new. The farther you read in the story, the less bold / canon pieces there will be, until eventually the last third of the story is entirely original content.

TAGS:

This is written in a way where every fan can find something to enjoy, with no explicit romantic ships involved other than Pepper Potts/Tony Stark from canon, and focus is given to many various platonic relationships! Here are a few main tags.

• Fix-It, Everybody Lives, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Action, Multiple Resurrections, Post-Avengers: Infinity War Part 1 (Movie), A realistic approach to fixing a Marvel movie, Emotionally Satisfying Reunions, No one goes to Vormir
• Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Loki & Thor, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov, Gamora & Nebula, Nebula & Rocket Raccoon, James “Rhodey” Rhodes & Tony Stark, Steve Rogers & Tony Stark, James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers (subtext), the “subtext” is on par with the Cap trilogy, many more platonic relationships get spotlights

LINKS:

Available on AO3, in PDF form, or in a printed book. It also includes an accompanying soundtrack for every scene, compiled from past MCU scores!

Find the Masterpost of links here on the endgamerewritetumblr