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Here’s an AyeforScotland Life Tip™️:

Learn to use chopsticks if you can, it’ll be worth it when some remarks how it’s cool you’re able to use chopsticks.

Might see about getting those ball shaver guys to sponsor me. Considering I’ve already used their ball toner I should really be a shoe-in.

British nationalists love to pretend Scottish nationalist are ethnic nationalist, but they’ll then turn around wish for a Polish Jewish person’s home country to be invaded because he works for the SNP in Scotland.

Olaf has had a shitload of abuse for the past few days because British nationalism is inherently xenophobic.

Let’s play Hor-aye-zon Zero Dawn!

Thirst trap twitch streams are a huge success, and extremely bad for my ego.

I like (eating) sand - We’re playing Lego Star Wars Attack of the Clones!

First day of ‘Full-Time’ streaming - Come say hi while I mock the Scottish campaign in Age of Empires II

Don’t want to post the guy’s face but massive respect for the guy - literally an hour after Margaret Thatcher’s statue was unveiled - who was pelting a full carton of eggs at it.

Support for the monarchy is now a minority position in Scotland

ayeforscotland:

ayeforscotland:

Browsing jobs and came across this unhinged banger of a job description containing the following:

“This is NOT a role for someone who wants to coast into the office everyday and make a few calls and hope that that is enough, this is not a role for someone who doesn’t feel the PAIN personally when they fail or let the team down.”

I’m a passionate person and like to throw myself at work. I absolutely adored the job I unfortunately just lost, we were doing some really amazing things and really putting Scotland on the map.

HR’s hardest job in the company was actually forcing people to take their holidays. There was nothing I wanted to do more than wake up the day after and just get back to doing what I did.

I’m really gutted that working somewhere so great has actually shielded me from the horrible reality of looking at other companies who are arrogant enough to think I should have this immediate desire to fall on the sword for them.

Other grievances so far consist of “Commission-Only” roles being places into every single salary bracket category.

If it’s Commission-Only then the salary is effectively £0. It’s also just a massive red flag.

Tonight myself and @thebibliosphere will be trying something new on stream - we’ll be treating it more like a podcast with both of our faces on display!

If you’ve got any questions or subjects for us to discuss, drop me an ask and we’ll try and cover it!

And if you haven’t already, give the stream a follow!

Browsing jobs and came across this unhinged banger of a job description containing the following:

“This is NOT a role for someone who wants to coast into the office everyday and make a few calls and hope that that is enough, this is not a role for someone who doesn’t feel the PAIN personally when they fail or let the team down.”

Gonnae have to pivot this blog hard and appeal to horny outlander readers.

Decided to post my hammer time clip of beating Morgott in NG+ in under a minute - If you click the link and vote for me then I’ll love you forever.

Time to bonk!

Time for some Elden Ring and chill with your favourite Scottish Tumblr

This country is not well.

ayeforscotland:

Hi folks,

Just a wee heads up but today I was let go from my job. We did absolutely everything in our power to keep things going but unfortunately had to call it a day.

I’m absolutely devastated, as some of you will know that my job was literally the other half of my life besides AyeforScotland.

So my immediate action plan is more streams while I rework my CV. I’ll be updating my schedule and times in due course.

If you are able to support me, you can come join the stream tonight on Twitch, or you can chuck me a few quid for Irn Bru or cat treats on Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/ayeforscotland

Much love,

Aye

Live now x

Hi folks,

Just a wee heads up but today I was let go from my job. We did absolutely everything in our power to keep things going but unfortunately had to call it a day.

I’m absolutely devastated, as some of you will know that my job was literally the other half of my life besides AyeforScotland.

So my immediate action plan is more streams while I rework my CV. I’ll be updating my schedule and times in due course.

If you are able to support me, you can come join the stream tonight on Twitch, or you can chuck me a few quid for Irn Bru or cat treats on Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/ayeforscotland

Much love,

Aye

A Ko-Fi that gives you bonus cat pictures (And other cool stuff!)

UK Government continues to be evil.

Please note - this is horrible news for England, however it will not apply in Scotland.

The Home Office continues to be evil.

Unfortunately the thing I posted about in my last Ko-Fi update has become a reality. Any support at the moment is hugely appreciated and I’ll keep you posted with updates.

Stream Schedule Tuesday 10th May - God of War - 20:00 Wednesday 11th May - Lego Star Wars - 20:00 Sunday 15th May - Just Chatting - 20:00 All times BST Twitch.tv/ayeforscotland

This week’s stream schedule - Follow me at https://www.twitch.tv/ayeforscotland for a notification of when I go live

ayeforscotland:

As Scotland’s landmarks slowly open back up - please be reminded to keep a unicorn between you and other people.

Reminder that the national animal of Scotland is in fact a unicorn.

ayeforscotland:

Two of the Jubilee events registered in Scotland consist of a Platinum Jubilee Teenage Beauty Pageant hosted by ‘G Maxwell’ and ‘a panel of judges led by Prince Andrew’, and a ‘Guillotine Sharpening Party’.

If you wanted an idea of how Scotland is reacting to the Jubilee.

ayeforscotland:

Again - JK Rowling has gone off the deep end and you shouldn’t support her by buying merchandise, or watching her films.

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