aziraphale thinks they’re in the age old tale of star crossed lovers who cannot be lest they risk everything and certainly lose their lives but crowley knows they’ve been married for a thousand years and doesnt know how to break it to him
aziraphale, at anathema’s christmas party, looking at crowley from across the room: see how he leans his cheek upon his hand./ O, that I were a glove upon that hand / That I might touch that cheek!
anathema: didn’t you two come here together
crowley: ah, yep
anathema: and didn’t he just kiss you under the mistletoe like five minutes ago
crowley:uhhhh yeah, he did. yep.
anathema:huh. is he……..all right
crowley:oh yeah, he’s fine, he’s just been into the tequila with madame t. i’ll take him home before he gets to the death scene
Under the cut is 129 100x100 icons of Michael SheenasAziraphale in the Good Omens episode‘In the Beginning’. Screencaps were taken and edited by me. Please like or reblog this post if you use them.
Sometimes I think about how fucking wild it must be to look in on the Good Omens fandom from the outside if you have zero understanding of it.
Like you hear people talking about this person(?) Named Aziraphale (which legit sounds like a prescription drug to lower your cholesterol) and then you find out it’s an angel that is for some reason both chubby and cute in a bow-tie but also a lil bit of a bitch and probably has a billion eyes in his actual celestial form and they all love that idea. That he has a billion eyes. They collectively stan the billion eyeballs and make adorable comics of those billion eyeballs getting snacks from the fridge at night or turning up the thicc meter on his bodily corporation like that isn’t an absolutely terrifying idea.
And then they lose their minds over Crowley who is a demon that is always inexplicably wearing sunglasses? And is also a snake? And they talk about this giant ass snake cuddling with this many-eyed angel as they read a book?? And sometimes the snake is also a Nanny. And they LOVE the nanny. Big Nanny fans. And somehow this bitchy grandma angel with all the eyes and the snake/nanny/sunglass hut employee FALL IN LOVE?
And then on occasion you will hear someone say how delightful it is that Pollution is non-gender binary.
This is exactly why I don’t tell anyone in my real life that I’m a fan of this. I don’t want to have to explain it.
