#azuridia
TSS ROs as Florida Man Headlines
A
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G
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M
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R
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Q
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M: A!!! A-
A: Hush, MC is sleeping.
M, whispering: oh, sorry.
A: What is it?
M: The house is on fire.
A: I am not in a relationship with MC.
M: Oh yeah? Well, what is the thing that bee makes?
A:Honey.
MC in “conversation” with Q, turning to A: Yes, darling?
M: And don’t you ever lie to me again.
R: So A sneezed earlier, and I accidentally said “shut the fuck up” instead of “bless you.”
M: How do you accidentally say “shut the fuck up”?
A: I have no fears.
G: What if you woke up one day and R was taller than you?
A:
A: I have one fear.
R: Tell them off, M, assert yourself!
M, to A: That’s my ice cream!
R: Great, now let ‘em have it!
M: You can have it.
R:no
MC: Oh c'mon, I didn’t drink that much last night!
A: You were flirting with M.
MC: So what? We’re dating.
A: You asked if they were single.
A: And cried when they said no.
A: Hey MC, nice shirt.
MC: Thanks, I got it 50% off.
A: I’d like it better 100% off.
MC: They can’t just give away shirts for free.
A: I mean—
MC: I know you get everything handed to you, A, but that’s just not a way to run a business.
MC: I wish I could block people in real life.
G: Ignore
M: Restraining order
A: Murder
MC: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?
M: I don’t know, how are yo—
A, from across the room: I’m good, thanks
thank you for coming to my TED talk
To Queen @carawenfiction
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