TSS ROs as Florida Man Headlines

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M: You know, happiness is like peeing your pants!

M: Everyone can see it, but you’re the only one who can feel its warmth.

R: Happiness is like pissing your pants.

R: I haven’t experienced it since I was eight.

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R: So A sneezed earlier, and I accidentally said “shut the fuck up” instead of “bless you.”

M: How do you accidentally say “shut the fuck up”?