TSS ROs as Florida Man Headlines

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M: You know, happiness is like peeing your pants!

M: Everyone can see it, but you’re the only one who can feel its warmth.

R: Happiness is like pissing your pants.

R: I haven’t experienced it since I was eight.

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R: So A sneezed earlier, and I accidentally said “shut the fuck up” instead of “bless you.”

M: How do you accidentally say “shut the fuck up”?

A: I have no fears.

G: What if you woke up one day and R was taller than you?

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A: I have one fear.

R: Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?!

MC:Language!

R: WHOM the fuck do you think you’re talking to?!

MC:No!

R: Tell them off, M, assert yourself!

M, to A: That’s my ice cream!

R: Great, now let ‘em have it!

M: You can have it.

R:no

MC: How tall are you?

R: Height is a social construct

MC: So you’re short

G: Does anyone else get really happy when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

R: Can’t relate. It’s 2 AM, can we sleep?

M: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?