#tss incorrect quotes
M: You know, happiness is like peeing your pants!
M: Everyone can see it, but you’re the only one who can feel its warmth.
R: Happiness is like pissing your pants.
R: I haven’t experienced it since I was eight.
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MC: I’ve been dropping them insanely obvious hints for a year now. No response.
M: Wow, they sound stupid.
MC: but they aren’t! They’re just dense.
M: Maybe you need to be more obvious, like I don’t know… “hey, I love you!”
MC: I guess you’re right.
MC: Hey, I like you.
M: See, just say that!
MC: Holy shit.
M: If that flies over their head, then sorry MC, they’re too dumb for you.
MC:futurespousesayswhat
Q:
MC: Oh yeah, you can’t
M: A!!! A-
A: Hush, MC is sleeping.
M, whispering: oh, sorry.
A: What is it?
M: The house is on fire.
A: I am not in a relationship with MC.
M: Oh yeah? Well, what is the thing that bee makes?
A:Honey.
MC in “conversation” with Q, turning to A: Yes, darling?
M: And don’t you ever lie to me again.
A: I have no fears.
G: What if you woke up one day and R was taller than you?
A:
A: I have one fear.
R: Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?!
MC:Language!
R: WHOM the fuck do you think you’re talking to?!
MC:No!
R: Tell them off, M, assert yourself!
M, to A: That’s my ice cream!
R: Great, now let ‘em have it!
M: You can have it.
R:no
MC: Oh c'mon, I didn’t drink that much last night!
A: You were flirting with M.
MC: So what? We’re dating.
A: You asked if they were single.
A: And cried when they said no.
A: Hey MC, nice shirt.
MC: Thanks, I got it 50% off.
A: I’d like it better 100% off.
MC: They can’t just give away shirts for free.
A: I mean—
MC: I know you get everything handed to you, A, but that’s just not a way to run a business.
The Shadowman: Are you ready to die?
MC: I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME
MC: How tall are you?
R: Height is a social construct
MC: So you’re short
G: Does anyone else get really happy when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
R: Can’t relate. It’s 2 AM, can we sleep?
M: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
MC: I wish I could block people in real life.
G: Ignore
M: Restraining order
A: Murder
MC: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?
M: I don’t know, how are yo—
A, from across the room: I’m good, thanks
Incorrect Quotes Sanders sides X Helluva boss edition
Roman: Hey Remus you wanna help the men skin this thing for dinner?
Remus: Oh I am always down to skin the manly meat with the manly men!
Virgil: Thats what she said
Remus: What who said?
Everyoneelse: …
Remus: Wait what BITCH is talking SHIT about ME??
(Quote from Helluva Boss episode 5: The Harvest Moon Festival)
Virgil: that moment when you can’t tell the difference between your eyeshadow and actual eye bags.