#badboyhalo dsmp
Skeppy: hey guys there’s a message in my cereal it says “ooooooooooo”
Bad: Erm, those are cheerios…
Skeppy: I just wish someone would write a nice poem about me!
Bad: Roses are red, violets are blue…
Bad: Life is short, and so are you.
Platonically.
Bad: okay, let’s focus on the positives. What are your good traits?
Skeppy: I’m loyal, I’m persistent, I have a lot of energy-
Skeppy: I- I’m just describing a dog, aren’t I?
Bad: well yeah, but people love dogs-
Skeppy: What are you, 5?
Bad: Yeah, 5 heads taller than you!
Ant: If you need someone to babysit Sapnap, I’m available 24/6.
Bad: not 24/7?
Ant: Nope, Sundays are for date nights with Red
