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Michael:Fuck.

Ranboo: *gasp* Where did you learn that??

Tubbo: Yeah, where the fuck did you learn that?

Wilbur: The opposite of Ghostbusters: Ghostmakers, where you create ghosts!

Wilbur:

Wilbur:…

Wilbur: I have been informed that this is called killing people.

Jack: Sometimes you just have to be bald and make a decision!

Jack:*bald

Jack:*bald

Jack:OMFG

Jack: B O L D

Dream: Conflict and war is the crucible through which we evolve.

Dream:*eats George’s leftovers and puts the empty container in Sapnap’s room*

Skeppy: What are you, 5?

Bad: Yeah, 5 heads taller than you!

Techno: How petty can you get?

Tommy: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about

Tubbo:Every time I have a conversation with you I waste hours of my life. You’re just too interesting.

Ranboo: Well I can stop being interesting, watch this

Ranboo:*freezes*

Tubbo:

Ranboo:

Tubbo:Well now I have to stay here and see how long you can keep this up

Ant: If you need someone to babysit Sapnap, I’m available 24/6.

Bad: not 24/7?

Ant: Nope, Sundays are for date nights with Red