#bard the bowman

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Not me thinking abt how Bard only started wearing that nicer blue coat AFTER Thranduil and his troops arrive which leads me to believe that Thranduil gave it to him.

We’ll lay here for years or for hours

a@tolkienrsb​ fic by @bispecimen/bispecimen on Ao3, art by @piyo13sdoodles

bard the bowman/thranduil - fic rated mature - art rated gen - graphic depictions of violence - hunting - arrow wound - animal death - morbid thoughts - word count: 5000

The leaves were rolling, green and healthy. Swirling around the legs of the Bowman as if they were about to bring some magical creature in his presence. But Bard didn’t feel like anything good was about to be brought in front of his eyes. The stillness of the air was suffused with something nocive. This part was forbidden for a reason. The deeper he went, the longer he stayed. He knew, he knew that.

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a barduil art for the @tolkienrsb, with my amazing partner @bispecimen! watch this space for a link

a barduil art for the @tolkienrsb, with my amazing partner @bispecimen!

watch this space for a link to a wonderful story containing high-speed chases, lots of arrows, and a little bit of falling in love~!

EDIT:here’s a link to the story!

EDIT 2: here’s the promo post for the fic!!


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I find the lack of Bard on here disturbing. Myself as Bard!  Also to be found on da and tumblr! Phot

I find the lack of Bard on here disturbing.

Myself as Bard! 

Also to be found on daandtumblr!

Photography by geekbehindthelens

(submitted by laughingdaredevil)


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the chaos of bard and thranduil is great nglthe chaos of bard and thranduil is great nglthe chaos of bard and thranduil is great nglthe chaos of bard and thranduil is great nglthe chaos of bard and thranduil is great ngl

the chaos of bard and thranduil is great ngl


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Thranduil my beloved-

Just finished the hobbit trilogy and I’m a little obsessed…

NSFW under the cut

Bottom!Thranduil lives in my head rent free. (He’s a bossy bottom)

“Deleted Scene” from The Battle of Fi– no, I’m joking.

A girl can dream.

I still ship them so hard.

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Hobbit AU where everything is the same except Maglor shows up to yell at Gandalf and Thranduil about the stupidity of going to war over a shiny rock. He’s also disappointed in Bilbo, Bard, and Thorn, but they’re all Second Born, so he’s not sure how much history they know.

  • They leave the Arkenstone unguarded in Thranduil’s tent for approximately five seconds and when they come back, Maglor is sitting on Thranduil’s fancy chair with his arms crossed.
  • Just… imagine the look on the face of Thranduil (a survivor of Doriath) when he walks into his tent and there’s a SON OF FEANOR sitting there with the Arkenstone in front of him. FUCKKKKK.
  • No one is certain how he got in there. The guards never saw him.
  • At this point, everyone in Middle Earth had assumed he was dead, because there hadn’t been ANY sign of him since the Sinking of Beleriand.
  • Gandalf doesn’t know what’s about to happen, but he knows it has the potential to provide great entertainment (or end in tragedy, but either way, he’s looking forward to it). He’s looking forward to telling Elrond and Galadriel, because he’s certain they will have highly emotional (and very different) reactions.
  • Bilbo doesn’t know why everyone fell silent when they walked into the tent, so he just politely bows to Maglor and introduces himself as “Bilbo Baggins, at your service.”
  • Maglor gives him a funny look - because he knows that offering your service to a Fëanorian is a really bad idea - but he decides the funny little creature looks too innocent to scold, so he smiles and bows his head. “Well met,” he says. “A star shines on the hour of our meeting.”
  • Thranduil internally screams at the word “star”
  • Then Maglor just starts shouting at Thranduil and Gandalf, calling them all fucking stupid. He asks Thranduil if he enjoyed the Kinslaying at Doriath, since he’s about to do the same fucking thing (‘It’s not the same!’ Thranduil argues. “Oh really?” Maglor asks, “You’re not about to go into an underground Kingdom to flush out the native inhabitants, ALL OVER A ROCK”)
  • Bard and Bilbo are looking at each other like ‘do you know him?’ ‘no, don’t you?’ (Bilbo is highly upset because he’s considered an elf that could be so rude or that there was any such thing as an elf with a ‘hobo aesthetic’)
  • Thranduil is, of course, offended to be compared to the Feanorians, so he shouts back that those are bold words for someone who came to claim the Silmaril for himself.
  • Maglor stands up - and he’s taller than all of them - and just picks up the Arkenstone in his bare hand.
  • Everyone goes silent. Thranduil is waiting for him to start burning. Bilbo is seeing their chance at using the Arkenstone to prevent battle slipping away. Gandalf knows what’s coming, and he’s having a BLAST.
  • “YOU THOUGHT THIS PIECE OF SHIT WAS A SILMARIL?”

Okay, but why does “ YOU THOUGHT THIS PIECE OF SHIT WAS A SILMARIL ?” give off the same vibe as “ YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCHNESS MONSTER?!” ….

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