BARNEY AND THE BOYS GOING AT IT @ THE SLYTHERIN YEAR-END PARTY

(only 4th years and above from all houses can come)

THAT ONE TIME BARNEY SUBMITTED AN ESSAY DURING A SLYTHERIN PARTY AT THE THREE BROOMSTICKS.

JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE SLYTHERIN COMMON ROOM

-feat. Pansy and Theo Nott’s chaotic relationship (this was why most of the slytherins were confused but not shocked upon receiving the Wedding Invitation a few years post-war), Barney being the mom who always records everything on his phone and Marcus Flint just wishing Snape doesn’t burst into their common room because of all the noise.

BARNEY BEING THETOP TIERROLE MODEL FOR ALL SLYTHERINS

Slytherins once their petition for friday to be a wash day has been approved by Bumblebore

and no they didn’t do it to wash their robes.