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Blaise Zabini, everyone.
EVERY SINGLE SLYTHERIN TO THE “SLYTHERIN SUGAR DADDY ” DRACO MALFOY
(just hold out your hand and he’ll hand you no less than 50 galleons, spread the word, spread the love, spread the money )
PANSY TO HERMIONE EVERY SINGLE FREAKING DAY
Daisy claiming the title of “Slytherin Flirt” and making all the witches and wizards fall in love with her.
….except fred weasley.
DRACO TRYING TO MAKE A TIKTOK AND PANSY STRAIGHT UP DESTROYING HIS EGO
FLINTWOOD OPENLY FLIRTING IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE HEADS AND MADAM HOOCH @ THE SLYTHERIN VS. GRYFFINDOR PRE-GAME BRIEFING AND GIVING THEIR TEAMMATES A HUGE HEART ATTACK
BARNEY AND THE BOYS GOING AT IT @ THE SLYTHERIN YEAR-END PARTY
(only 4th years and above from all houses can come)
THAT ONE TIME BARNEY SUBMITTED AN ESSAY DURING A SLYTHERIN PARTY AT THE THREE BROOMSTICKS.
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE SLYTHERIN COMMON ROOM
-feat. Pansy and Theo Nott’s chaotic relationship (this was why most of the slytherins were confused but not shocked upon receiving the Wedding Invitation a few years post-war), Barney being the mom who always records everything on his phone and Marcus Flint just wishing Snape doesn’t burst into their common room because of all the noise.
BARNEY BEING THETOP TIERROLE MODEL FOR ALL SLYTHERINS
PANSY CALLING HERMIONE OUT FOR SULKING OVER RON AND LAVANDER
-also definitely not her being salty
THAT ONE TIME RON HAD TO LOOK AFTER CROOKSHANKS AT HOME
JUST GINNY DOING HER THING
and Arthur Weasley in the background trying to imitate her.
“GET THE TIMING RIGHT YOU STUPID FUCKS”
-Ginny to her older brothers’ pathetic attempts to do dance challenges
(but the boys really do the dances as a joke, so they intentionally do it sloppily.)
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED (Chamber of Secrets Edition)
RON AND HARRY CREATING A TIKTOK AND JAMMING BY THE WHOMPING WILLOW BEFORE SNAPE AND DUMBLEDORE FOUND THEM
day 348 of pansy getting flat out rejected by hermione because pansy does not know how to flirt like a normal human without sounding sarcastic
feat. Blaise judging her clown ass
Slytherins once their petition for friday to be a wash day has been approved by Bumblebore
and no they didn’t do it to wash their robes.
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