Closed starter with @aasia-na

Tw: death, blood, gore, etc

Andy’s breathing is ragged as she falls to the ground. Her vision is blurred, and she can taste metallic blood on their mouth. Their blood. Every breath she takes is pained and haggard, as she reaches for the god who’s made her this way.

Zeus.

Another lightning bolt sends waves of heat and pain shooting through her body. Her vision blurs again, this time with red as blood fills her eyes from the wound in her head. She won’t last long, she knows this.

The ground meets her faster than they expect. It’s cold and hard and unyielding. She can feel her energy draining out of her—or was that her life?

jaystellarbirb:

kit-the-nonbinary-wayne:

cherryivyquinns-freakshow:

jaystellarbirb:

So I took some wallets.

Long story short, who wants authentic GCPD police badges and ID’S

Meeeee

MEEEEE!!!!

Please and thank you!

Just got back from a jail break, so I picked up some more.

Cool! I have to work at Arkham on Thursdays, but everyother day of the week I’m on parental leave, so drop by the apartment any time.

…You’d think they’d let me have parental leave in peace, but nooo.

addison-wayne-al-ghul:

kit-the-nonbinary-wayne:

addison-wayne-al-ghul:

kit-the-nonbinary-wayne:

addison-wayne-al-ghul:

If one more sibling comes to my school to sing under my clasroom’s window I am going to make their life hell

What happened?

Jay and Tim were high as a kite and came to my school just to sing something for me under the window when I was in biology class and my teacher said Addison tell your boyfriends to go home

Oh my gosh! Lol.

Kit you know as well as I do how I felt when my teacher said they are my boyfriends so please don’t laught

I know, I know. Just the fact that they ahowed up during class is hilarious. I sympathise with the situation though.

peterparkerpickssomepickles:

gothamsucks:

florence-wayne-official:

gothamsucks:

florence-wayne-official:

gothamsucks:

florence-wayne-official:

gothamsucks:

florence-wayne-official:

gothamsucks:

florence-wayne-official:

gothamsucks:

florence-wayne-official:

gothamsucks:

florence-wayne-official:

gothamsucks:

florence-wayne-official:

gothamsucks:

florence-wayne-official:

artistingotham:

florence-wayne-official:

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

?????

THERES GOOD NEWS AND GOOD NEWS BUT IM VERY SHOCKED ABOUT IT

oh, good i was worried someone might’ve died again

GOOD NEWS: MURDER GRANDMA IS NOT ACTUALLY YOUR GRANDMA

GOOD NEWS: YOUR ACTUAL GRANDMA IS WONDER WOMAN

OH! FANTASTIC! GREAT NEWS! NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION!! BUT ITS GREAT!!

YEP! I AM HALF AMAZON WHICH IS V COOL

IT IS!

do you get to go to their neat island now?

I think so!! I’ll ask mom

that’s so awesome!

if you do,, could you like,, take pictures of some of the architecture, since it’s,,, yknow, original ancient greek and roman design,,, that’s still almost completely intact?

Kiddo I’m gonna ask if I can take you and Pete withme

oh my god, seriously?

pete might be the science geek, but i’m a huge history nerd and i’ve always thought themyscira’s architecture were absolutely breathtaking especially with the waterfallsugh im excited now.

SHE SAID YES

GET YOUR THINGS IM TAKING YOU OUT OF SCHOOL FOR A WEEK WE’RE GOIN THE THEMYSCIRA

FUCK YEAHHHH

SHES BRINGING YOU ANOTHER PET TIGER, APPARENTLY

YES!! OH MY GOD YES!! OH! OH! MALE OR FEMALE??

FEMALE ALSO SHES COMING IN LIKE TEN MINUTES SO YOU MIGHT WANNA PACK FAST

OH SHIT OKAY, OKAY, IM PACKING LIKE A MADMAN RIGHT NOW

YOUR EMERGENCY BAG IS ON THE LOOSE FLOORBOARD UNDER YOUR NIGHTSTAND IF YOU NEED IT

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SPIDER CHILD

OH SHIT YEAH EMERGENCY BAG!

AND I THOUGHT HE WAS AT NED’S?? IS HE NOT???

IM HERE IM HERE HOLD ON LEMME GET THROUGH MY WINDOW

Have fun guys!

nova-astraea-lokisbur:

@kit-the-nonbinary-wayne hello tolerable mortal #2

Heya Nova!

me, being raised by an eco-terrorist, a clown themed supervillian with a psychiatric degree and a cat themed cat-burglar and spending the weekends with a billionaire, vigilante with an adoption problem.

And y'all didn’t expect me to end up as a member of the gotham rouges??? Seriously???

What world do you live in?

so my hair is purple now and i love it

like look at me

i’m rocking it and i know it

@addison-wayne-al-ghul i promise im wearing the legions ring, y hidden under my tshirt as a necklace

@artistingotham@that-one-gotham-kid and i attempting to take one nice photo because alfred threatened us, always without fail turns out in:

me: sobbing on the floor

green: screaming

elwyn: staring of into space, hasnt blinked for the past hour

we dont have a single decent photo together and alf’s on his last nerve. s e n d h e l p

Me and @that-one-gotham-kid forced Damian to do a Bob Ross painting party with us but we forgot to consider the fact that none of us do landscape paintings so now we’re struggling (@teagrayson was there for emotional support)

Shiva kept following me around bc she thought I’d wish her a happy mother’s day-

Is she not aware of the state of our relationship like girl u are quite literally the worst mom ever

I got my AP Lang test coming up which would have been fine if my class WASNT getting interrupted by some d-class villain attack every other day

I visited the Gotham DMV today Im like 100% sure they hired rogues as the workers

I think there was blood on the permit test they gave me