#battlethongs
Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/01/supply-chain-shortages-hurts-fantasy-worlds-too
Submitted by Anonymous
So the possibilities are:
1) supply chain shortages are so widespread they’ve hit fantasy worlds too
2) she has like an Achilles thing going on and her mom dipped her in invincible juice as a baby but only on the torso and her legs and arms are the only vulnerable parts of her
3) this is a video game RPG situation where she rolled a bunch of high level bracers and gauntlets in loot boxes early but hasn’t been able to get any decent chest armor or pants (that or it’s one of those things where the bandeaux and thong are actually super high level with a million state bonuses)
The weight of the shoulder armor doesn’t seem to be helping her posture much though, and obviously distracting her too much to practice good sword safety.
(Cover of novel The OP MC 2: God of Winning by Logan Jacobs)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/14/tetrisization
Submitted by Anonymous
New transformation kink dropped - Tetrisization.
That, or this is the painful process in which women are melted and turned into tetrominosfor use in puzzle games! D: It is not for the faint of heart!
(Panels from Jade Warriors #3, Image Comics, Red Giant Entertainment)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/02/finally-dino-crisis-baywatch-crossover-weve-all-needed
Submitted by anon
TFW you’re a shampoo commercial model and are already running late to the shoot, but you forgot you also live in the dinosaur apocalypse and you need to stop to shoot those rascally dinos while making a boobs and butt pose to protect your flowing conditioned* locks.
Oh and also I guess it’s laundry day and you forgot you have no clean tops. We’ve all been there.
The dinosaurs I mean, I deal with those jerks every day… but I always make sure I’ve got at least one clean emergency t-shirt ready to go.
*Also I think the reason the post-apocalyptic dino future has great conditioner is they make it from dinosaur feathers which is why the dinosaur on the cover doesn’t have any and why it looks so mad
(Audiobook cover of Dinosaur World 4 by Logan Jacobs)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/05/01/true-hero-saves-people-even-during-laundry-day
Submitted by Anon
Vampi is understandably annoyed for having to rush out and save somebody before she’s fully dressed and could put on pants. Not too happy about being photographed in a boobs and butt pose either.
(Cover of Vampi Vicious #2, Anarchy Studios)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/15/its-rude-interrupt-people-when-shapechanging
Submitted by Anon
Lady Death looks suitably annoyed at you for barging in on her while she wasn’t finished dressing and shapeshifting into like a giant worm or something.
(Cover of Lady Death: Last Rites #4, Chaos Comics)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/15/fighting-or-courtship-you-decide
Submitted by Anonymous
They’re not actually fighting. Purgatori is just very aggressively asking Vampirella if they can help each other fix their atomic wedgies. And then after maybe catch a movie and dinner and see where it goes…
(Cover of Vampirella versus Purgatori #2, Dynamite Entertainment)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/15/buy-our-lingerie-or-else
Most. aggressive. lingerie. ad. ever.
(Panel from Jade Warriors #3, Image Comics, Red Giant Entertainment)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/22/boobs-and-butt-pose-vs-centaur-pose-round-1
Submitted by Anon
It’s a sexy pose fight! Lady Death starts off strong with a disembodied buttock boobs and butt pose attack, but Purgatori counters with a rubber spine centaur pose stab to the gut! This is a close one, folks, and it might need overtime!
(Panels from Lady Death vs. Purgatori, Chaos! Comics)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/05/06/rare-buttflounder
Submitted by Anonymous
I think Vampi was careless with her blade and accidentally sliced her right buttcheek completely off…
(Cover of Vampi #3, Harris Comics)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/05/03/tfw-youre-both-bondage-and-being-transparent-png
First image submitted by Anon
Hey, I recognize that image and pose! It’s been featured several times on this blog in a different context each time (even for an ad!)
Electrical Tape Ninja Girl seems to really enjoy being tied up in different situations in exactly the same way. Good for her for knowing what she likes.
(Page from Jade Warriors #3, Image Comics)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/05/03/never-get-involved-bikini-fight-canada
Poor Chastity, she fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is never get into a bikini fight during a blizzard.
Unfortunately she didn’t realize her folly until it was too late and now she’s frozen and in trying to move she almost snapped herself in half.
(Chastity vol. 2 #3, Chaos Comics & Dynamite Entertainment)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/05/01/boobs-and-butt-pose-be-envious
Submitted by anonymous
She’s envied for her ability to disconnect her butt from her waist in order to do amazing boobs and butt poses.
(Art of Envied Andromeda from Legend of the Cryptids, Applibot Inc., Mynet Games)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/15/easter-centaur-bunny-girl
Submitted by Anon
Since it’s Easter weekend, as is tradition, here is a centaur bunny girl. (or she’s just really into Tetrisization)
Wait what do you mean, that’s not the tradition?
(Panel from Batman: Dark Knight #3, DC Comics)
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