#rubber spines
Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/01/supply-chain-shortages-hurts-fantasy-worlds-too
Submitted by Anonymous
So the possibilities are:
1) supply chain shortages are so widespread they’ve hit fantasy worlds too
2) she has like an Achilles thing going on and her mom dipped her in invincible juice as a baby but only on the torso and her legs and arms are the only vulnerable parts of her
3) this is a video game RPG situation where she rolled a bunch of high level bracers and gauntlets in loot boxes early but hasn’t been able to get any decent chest armor or pants (that or it’s one of those things where the bandeaux and thong are actually super high level with a million state bonuses)
The weight of the shoulder armor doesn’t seem to be helping her posture much though, and obviously distracting her too much to practice good sword safety.
(Cover of novel The OP MC 2: God of Winning by Logan Jacobs)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/14/tetrisization
Submitted by Anonymous
New transformation kink dropped - Tetrisization.
That, or this is the painful process in which women are melted and turned into tetrominosfor use in puzzle games! D: It is not for the faint of heart!
(Panels from Jade Warriors #3, Image Comics, Red Giant Entertainment)
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Originally [published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/08/tfw-you-have-do-photoshoot-your-pants-shrunk-wash
Her face shows she’s clearly unhappy about having to do a boobs and butt pose for this photoshoot when her MMA clothes got shrunk in the wash and she has no clean underwear to put on too.
(Cover of Thunderbolts #78, Marvel Comics)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/08/crouching-buttcheek-hidden-boobs-and-butt-pose
Submitted by Anonymous
That’s her second buttcheek at the bottom. It’s like a Yu Gi Oh trap card, I reveal my second butt cheek and play hidden BOOBS AND BUTT POSE!
(Crystal from Marvel Onslaught trading cards, Marvel Comics/Fleer/Skybox)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/07/when-you-gotta-go-you-gotta-go
Uh, I think we’re interrupting something. Sorry sorry, we’ll come back later.
(Cover of Threshold Allure #2, Boundless Comics)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/04/unfortunate-angles-poses-and-fist-placements-oh-no
legodcsubmitted:
from dc vs vampires #6. poor cassandra cain… i think this is a worse fate than vampirism.
… everything about this panel is so unfortunate.
(Panel from DC vs. Vampires #6, DC Comics)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/02/finally-dino-crisis-baywatch-crossover-weve-all-needed
Submitted by anon
TFW you’re a shampoo commercial model and are already running late to the shoot, but you forgot you also live in the dinosaur apocalypse and you need to stop to shoot those rascally dinos while making a boobs and butt pose to protect your flowing conditioned* locks.
Oh and also I guess it’s laundry day and you forgot you have no clean tops. We’ve all been there.
The dinosaurs I mean, I deal with those jerks every day… but I always make sure I’ve got at least one clean emergency t-shirt ready to go.
*Also I think the reason the post-apocalyptic dino future has great conditioner is they make it from dinosaur feathers which is why the dinosaur on the cover doesn’t have any and why it looks so mad
(Audiobook cover of Dinosaur World 4 by Logan Jacobs)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/02/anime-video-game-girls-are-series-tubes
Submitted by Anon
Ah the dystopian anime sci fi future where elite soldier girls are created from 3 tubes of toothpaste glued together.
(Game art of Alice from Girls X Battle, Carolgames)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/01/twist-top-bride
Submitted by Anon
That’s the face of somebody who wants you to stop looking up her dress and help her out of it instead b/c it’s so tight it’s twisting her apart.
(Game art of Endless Astrid from Evertale, ZigZaGame)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/03/29/feet-are-overrated-anyway
Submitted by Anon
Finally a ballet adaptation of Killer Latex Worm Girls from Space.
(Cover of Hellina: Catfight #1, Lightning Comics)
Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/05/01/probably-bad-idea-go-commando-broomstick
I was watching a friend play Dragon Star Varnir the other day and we got to the part where Minessa is showing the protag-stu how to fly (as he is, of course, the only male witch everrrrrr) and the cutscene image of her flying is… a boobs and butt pose but also an upskirt and also… I guess witches don’t wear underwear? Or they wear very tiny thongs.
To paraphrase The Bowler from Mystery Men: maybe you should put on some shorts or something if you want to keep flying over people’s heads.
Also there’s probably some sort of discomfort going commando and riding a broomstick.
(Cutscene screenshot of Minessa from Dragon Star Varnir, Compile Heart)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/23/tfw-you-go-undercover-chess-piece
Submitted by Anon
I think she’s going undercover as a chess piece. A very effective disguise.
(Cover of Danger Girl Kamikaze #5, Semic Comics & Cliffhanger Productions)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/15/its-rude-interrupt-people-when-shapechanging
Submitted by Anon
Lady Death looks suitably annoyed at you for barging in on her while she wasn’t finished dressing and shapeshifting into like a giant worm or something.
(Cover of Lady Death: Last Rites #4, Chaos Comics)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/23/sexy-archer-laws-are-harsh-important-or-something
Submitted by Anonymous
I assume in this fantasy world, any woman archer that does not do a butt thrust out sexy pose before shooting is executed.
(Ads for Shadowbound, R2Games)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/23/pre-emptive-strike-butt
It looks kinda like her butt and legs are so eager for battle it’s separating itself from her to get at the enemies. "Lemme at ‘em!“
(Cover of Chastity #2, Chaos Comics & Dynamite Entertainment)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/23/boobs-and-butts-are-quite-combo
Submitted Anon
It’s hard to see behind the text but yep that’s her undies(?) and both buttcheeks. Also it looks like she’s in the process of folding backwards to… idk generate enough kinetic energy to destroy Spawn?
(Cover of Combo Magazine #1)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/15/ubiquitous-foldable-girl
Submitted by Anonymous
While looking this character up (who it turns out has been on this blog before), I discovered her name is “Geisha” which… is suboptimal. Also she does not have the power to turn herself into plasticine… as far as I know… but from the evidence, I’m not so sure.
(Panels from Black Flag #0, Maximum Press)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/15/realm-disconnected-woman
That’s actually two women stuck in the ground. The top one’s lower half is buried and the other one’s been shoved in headfirst and her legs are sticking out.
(Cover of Hellina #2, Boundless Comics)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/15/buy-our-lingerie-or-else
Most. aggressive. lingerie. ad. ever.
(Panel from Jade Warriors #3, Image Comics, Red Giant Entertainment)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/08/evertale-triple-crown-pose
Submitted by Anon
“Do you like my butt? You can have it if you want, it’s detachable.”
(Promotional art for Evertale, ZigZaGame)
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