#ridiculous fighting stances
Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/01/supply-chain-shortages-hurts-fantasy-worlds-too
Submitted by Anonymous
So the possibilities are:
1) supply chain shortages are so widespread they’ve hit fantasy worlds too
2) she has like an Achilles thing going on and her mom dipped her in invincible juice as a baby but only on the torso and her legs and arms are the only vulnerable parts of her
3) this is a video game RPG situation where she rolled a bunch of high level bracers and gauntlets in loot boxes early but hasn’t been able to get any decent chest armor or pants (that or it’s one of those things where the bandeaux and thong are actually super high level with a million state bonuses)
The weight of the shoulder armor doesn’t seem to be helping her posture much though, and obviously distracting her too much to practice good sword safety.
(Cover of novel The OP MC 2: God of Winning by Logan Jacobs)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/08/crouching-buttcheek-hidden-boobs-and-butt-pose
Submitted by Anonymous
That’s her second buttcheek at the bottom. It’s like a Yu Gi Oh trap card, I reveal my second butt cheek and play hidden BOOBS AND BUTT POSE!
(Crystal from Marvel Onslaught trading cards, Marvel Comics/Fleer/Skybox)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/02/finally-dino-crisis-baywatch-crossover-weve-all-needed
Submitted by anon
TFW you’re a shampoo commercial model and are already running late to the shoot, but you forgot you also live in the dinosaur apocalypse and you need to stop to shoot those rascally dinos while making a boobs and butt pose to protect your flowing conditioned* locks.
Oh and also I guess it’s laundry day and you forgot you have no clean tops. We’ve all been there.
The dinosaurs I mean, I deal with those jerks every day… but I always make sure I’ve got at least one clean emergency t-shirt ready to go.
*Also I think the reason the post-apocalyptic dino future has great conditioner is they make it from dinosaur feathers which is why the dinosaur on the cover doesn’t have any and why it looks so mad
(Audiobook cover of Dinosaur World 4 by Logan Jacobs)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/02/anime-video-game-girls-are-series-tubes
Submitted by Anon
Ah the dystopian anime sci fi future where elite soldier girls are created from 3 tubes of toothpaste glued together.
(Game art of Alice from Girls X Battle, Carolgames)
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Concurrently published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/03/29/rip-escher-gulls-we-hardly-knew-you
Hi all, unfortunately the Penguin-Linux-American Eagle-Toronto Blue Jays acquisition fell through. The CEOs took one look at the Escher Girls inbox and then noped out as their eyes melted and they reported sympathy back pains. So it looks like you’re all stuck with regular Escher Girls content again.
C'est la vie.
Anyway, have one more bird and butt pose for the road.
- Ami
(and happy April Fools Day, I hope you all had fun)
Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/15/its-rude-interrupt-people-when-shapechanging
Submitted by Anon
Lady Death looks suitably annoyed at you for barging in on her while she wasn’t finished dressing and shapeshifting into like a giant worm or something.
(Cover of Lady Death: Last Rites #4, Chaos Comics)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/23/sexy-archer-laws-are-harsh-important-or-something
Submitted by Anonymous
I assume in this fantasy world, any woman archer that does not do a butt thrust out sexy pose before shooting is executed.
(Ads for Shadowbound, R2Games)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/22/boobs-and-butt-pose-vs-centaur-pose-round-1
Submitted by Anon
It’s a sexy pose fight! Lady Death starts off strong with a disembodied buttock boobs and butt pose attack, but Purgatori counters with a rubber spine centaur pose stab to the gut! This is a close one, folks, and it might need overtime!
(Panels from Lady Death vs. Purgatori, Chaos! Comics)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/05/01/boobs-and-butt-pose-be-envious
Submitted by anonymous
She’s envied for her ability to disconnect her butt from her waist in order to do amazing boobs and butt poses.
(Art of Envied Andromeda from Legend of the Cryptids, Applibot Inc., Mynet Games)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/14/mmta
I think she’s literally an action figure with her top and bottom being two separate halves that you can just twist around 360 degrees.
(Cover of Battle Club vol. 1, Tokyopop)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/08/vintage-barbarian-boobs-and-butts
Submitted by Anonymous
Vintage fantasy boobs and butts!
She’s looking off screen like “you promised me a million gold pieces and a free respec if I hold this pose for a few more minutes right?”
(Movie poster for Barbarian Queen (1985), Concorde Pictures)
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