#gratuitous breasts
Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/01/supply-chain-shortages-hurts-fantasy-worlds-too
Submitted by Anonymous
So the possibilities are:
1) supply chain shortages are so widespread they’ve hit fantasy worlds too
2) she has like an Achilles thing going on and her mom dipped her in invincible juice as a baby but only on the torso and her legs and arms are the only vulnerable parts of her
3) this is a video game RPG situation where she rolled a bunch of high level bracers and gauntlets in loot boxes early but hasn’t been able to get any decent chest armor or pants (that or it’s one of those things where the bandeaux and thong are actually super high level with a million state bonuses)
The weight of the shoulder armor doesn’t seem to be helping her posture much though, and obviously distracting her too much to practice good sword safety.
(Cover of novel The OP MC 2: God of Winning by Logan Jacobs)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/video/2022/04/04/boobs-and-butt-pose-jiggle-physics-and-nfts-oh-my
Anonymous submitted:
I am not gonna submit the image directly because not sure which one is the best (safest) for you. I will just give you the keyword Stella Maiden / ステラメイデン~リフレクスター to look for yourselves. This game was officially announced cease of operation on March 2nd. In short the developer of this mobile game got their developer account suspended by Google because they apparently sexualized minor girls in their game. According to their English team on FB they want to fundraise via NFT which (thankfully) doesn’t seem to be successful. (It’s also funny that one apparent fan of the game on Twitter used a mildly sexualized *adult* male character to make a whataboutism counter-accusation.)
So while browsing for information about this game, I found a video sample on YouTube and clipped the first 10 seconds to put here and… those are definitely some physics all right. Outside of that, it appears to be a mostly generic top down shooter that doesn’t seem too exciting. Feels like another Wartune situation where they advertise with sexy ladies but the gameplay’s just generic non-sexy [insert genre here]. Though I guess rather than promising us an orgy, we get NFTs. Seems like a downgrade. Also yuck about why their account got suspended.
(Video clip of Stella Maiden: Girls of the Stars, MIST Games)
Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/04/tfw-your-costume-shrunk-wash-youve-run-out-underwear
maynperaltasubmitted:
I don’t even know where to begin with this one. I don’t think fabric works like that.
It’s funny because I was originally not gonna post this because I assumed that this pic had already been on Escher Girls before given how oftenthisSupergirlrun’sbeenfeatured, but somehow… this particular image wasn’t one of the ones featured. Shocking. Anyway, she’s at least not quite the pipecleaner action figure she is in other pictures from that run, but her top is just as vacuum sealed, and her skirt is still a frilly belt that’s always threatening to fall off her hips. Also while Clark said in a previous issue that Lois bought her clothes, I guess Lois didn’t buy her enough changes of underwear so she ran out. :\
(Page from Supergirl vol. 5 #3, DC Comics)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/02/nfta
kadegreenesubmitted:
Mr. Freeze Wife NFT. That’s all I have to say.
(why is she naked??)
From Batman/FaZe Clan #1 (2022), DC Comics
I read this comic the other day and I had the exact same thought. I was like “wait, did they NFT his wife!?" Also I think there was an error in processing while turning her into crypto because her leg came off. Or maybe that’s part of the encryption process. Escher Girls, now on the b̶l̶o̶c̶k̶ boobchain!
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/15/its-rude-interrupt-people-when-shapechanging
Submitted by Anon
Lady Death looks suitably annoyed at you for barging in on her while she wasn’t finished dressing and shapeshifting into like a giant worm or something.
(Cover of Lady Death: Last Rites #4, Chaos Comics)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/23/sexy-archer-laws-are-harsh-important-or-something
Submitted by Anonymous
I assume in this fantasy world, any woman archer that does not do a butt thrust out sexy pose before shooting is executed.
(Ads for Shadowbound, R2Games)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/14/kinda-clever-boobs-and-butt
Submitted by Anonymous
A boobs and butt cover that’s not a boobs and butt pose. Painted costume/skin aside, cuz… yeah, I’m actually kind of impressed at this cover for its creative way to get both boobs and butt in without doing the pose.
It is something I’ve mentioned about the boobs and butt poses in comic panels, that you can just show the butt and boobs in separate panels if it’s really important for the sexy factor. So this gets the Captain Kirk Kobayashi Maru commendation for creative thinking.
And on the topic of creativity, I do like how everything about the back cover is mirrored to make it look like we’re literally looking from behind the front cover.
(Cover of Foxfire #1, Malibu Comics)
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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/14/theres-boobs-and-butt-pose-every-situation
It’s important in panels about punching Nazis (though this is Magma being mind controlled by Red Skull) that we still get a nice view of fascist boobs and butt, because superhero comics. There’s always a boobs and butt pose for every situation.
(Panel from New Mutants Forever #4, Marvel Comics)
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