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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/14/tetrisizationSubmitted by AnonOriginally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/14/tetrisizationSubmitted by AnonOriginally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/14/tetrisizationSubmitted by Anon

Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/14/tetrisization

Submitted by Anonymous

New transformation kink dropped - Tetrisization.

That, or this is the painful process in which women are melted and turned into tetrominosfor use in puzzle games!  D:  It is not for the faint of heart!

(Panels from Jade Warriors #3, Image Comics, Red Giant Entertainment)


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Originally [published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/08/tfw-you-have-do-photoshoot-yo

Originally [published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/08/tfw-you-have-do-photoshoot-your-pants-shrunk-wash

Her face shows she’s clearly unhappy about having to do a boobs and butt pose for this photoshoot when her MMA clothes got shrunk in the wash and she has no clean underwear to put on too.

(Cover of Thunderbolts #78, Marvel Comics)


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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/video/2022/04/04/boobs-and-butt-pose-jiggle-physics-and-nfts-oh-my

Anonymous submitted:

I am not gonna submit the image directly because not sure which one is the best (safest) for you. I will just give you the keyword Stella Maiden / ステラメイデン~リフレクスター to look for yourselves. This game was officially announced cease of operation on March 2nd. In short the developer of this mobile game got their developer account suspended by Google because they apparently sexualized minor girls in their game. According to their English team on FB they want to fundraise via NFT which (thankfully) doesn’t seem to be successful. (It’s also funny that one apparent fan of the game on Twitter used a mildly sexualized *adult* male character to make a whataboutism counter-accusation.)

So while browsing for information about this game, I found a video sample on YouTube and clipped the first 10 seconds to put here and… those are definitely some physics all right.  Outside of that, it appears to be a mostly generic top down shooter that doesn’t seem too exciting. Feels like another Wartune situation where they advertise with sexy ladies but the gameplay’s just generic non-sexy [insert genre here].  Though I guess rather than promising us an orgy, we get NFTs.  Seems like a downgrade.  Also yuck about why their account got suspended. 

(Video clip of Stella Maiden: Girls of the Stars, MIST Games)

Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/04/unfortunate-angles-poses-and-f

Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/04/unfortunate-angles-poses-and-fist-placements-oh-no

legodcsubmitted:

from dc vs vampires #6. poor cassandra cain… i think this is a worse fate than vampirism.

… everything about this panel is so unfortunate.

(Panel from DC vs. Vampires #6, DC Comics)


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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/02/anime-video-game-girls-are-ser

Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/02/anime-video-game-girls-are-series-tubes

Submitted by Anon

Ah the dystopian anime sci fi future where elite soldier girls are created from 3 tubes of toothpaste glued together.

(Game art of Alice from Girls X Battle, Carolgames)


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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/01/twist-top-brideSubmitted by An

Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/01/twist-top-bride

Submitted by Anon

That’s the face of somebody who wants you to stop looking up her dress and help her out of it instead b/c it’s so tight it’s twisting her apart.

(Game art of Endless Astrid from Evertale, ZigZaGame)


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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/01/wonder-woman-boobs-and-butt-doOriginally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/01/wonder-woman-boobs-and-butt-do

Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/01/wonder-woman-boobs-and-butt-double-feature

Two types of boobs and butt Diana, but at least she managed to pull that wedgie out of her butt.

(Panels from Justice League of America vol. 2 #23)


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cover of "Green Arrow & Black Canary: Road to the Altar" trade paperback with Black Canary in front of a montage of Green Arrow and a boy being kidnapped, she is standing in a possible boobs and butt pose with her hands up in a fighting pose and her butt thrust out to the opposite side

Concurrently published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/03/29/rip-escher-gulls-we-hardly-knew-you

Hi all, unfortunately the Penguin-Linux-American Eagle-Toronto Blue Jays acquisition fell through. The CEOs took one look at the Escher Girls inbox and then noped out as their eyes melted and they reported sympathy back pains. So it looks like you’re all stuck with regular Escher Girls content again.

C'est la vie.

Anyway, have one more bird and butt pose for the road.

- Ami

(and happy April Fools Day, I hope you all had fun)

Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/05/01/true-hero-saves-people-even-du

Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/05/01/true-hero-saves-people-even-during-laundry-day

Submitted by Anon

Vampi is understandably annoyed for having to rush out and save somebody before she’s fully dressed and could put on pants.  Not too happy about being photographed in a boobs and butt pose either.

(Cover of Vampi Vicious #2, Anarchy Studios)


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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/05/01/probably-bad-idea-go-commando-

Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/05/01/probably-bad-idea-go-commando-broomstick

I was watching a friend play Dragon Star Varnir the other day and we got to the part where Minessa is showing the protag-stu how to fly (as he is, of course, the only male witch everrrrrr) and the cutscene image of her flying is… a boobs and butt pose but also an upskirt and also… I guess witches don’t wear underwear?  Or they wear very tiny thongs.

To paraphrase The Bowler from Mystery Men: maybe you should put on some shorts or something if you want to keep flying over people’s heads.

Also there’s probably some sort of discomfort going commando and riding a broomstick.

(Cutscene screenshot of Minessa from Dragon Star Varnir, Compile Heart)


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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/23/boobs-and-butts-are-quite-combOriginally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/23/boobs-and-butts-are-quite-comb

Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/23/boobs-and-butts-are-quite-combo

Submitted Anon

It’s hard to see behind the text but yep that’s her undies(?) and both buttcheeks.  Also it looks like she’s in the process of folding backwards to… idk generate enough kinetic energy to destroy Spawn? 

(Cover of Combo Magazine #1)


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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/15/fighting-or-courtship-you-deci

Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/15/fighting-or-courtship-you-decide

Submitted by Anonymous

They’re not actually fighting.  Purgatori is just very aggressively asking Vampirella if they can help each other fix their atomic wedgies.  And then after maybe catch a movie and dinner and see where it goes…

(Cover of Vampirella versus Purgatori #2, Dynamite Entertainment)


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Not totally on topic but it’s an odd suggestive pose that amuses me greatly (and it’s my

Not totally on topic but it’s an odd suggestive pose that amuses me greatly (and it’s my birthday so I can post something that amuses me greatly).  Carol knows exactly what she’s doing, and so does Bobbi.  Cap is looking like “is this that "gal pals” thing Tony was telling me about?“

(Panel from New Avengers #50, Marvel Comics)


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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/15/ubiquitous-foldable-girlSubmitOriginally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/15/ubiquitous-foldable-girlSubmit

Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/15/ubiquitous-foldable-girl

Submitted by Anonymous

While looking this character up (who it turns out has been on this blog before), I discovered her name is “Geisha” which… is suboptimal.  Also she does not have the power to turn herself into plasticine… as far as I know… but from the evidence, I’m not so sure.

(Panels from Black Flag #0, Maximum Press)


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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/15/realm-disconnected-womanThat&r

Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/15/realm-disconnected-woman

That’s actually two women stuck in the ground.  The top one’s lower half is buried and the other one’s been shoved in headfirst and her legs are sticking out.

(Cover of Hellina #2, Boundless Comics)


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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/08/evertale-triple-crown-poseSubm

Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/08/evertale-triple-crown-pose

Submitted by Anon

“Do you like my butt?  You can have it if you want, it’s detachable.”

(Promotional art for Evertale, ZigZaGame)


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Originally published at: https://eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/23/hey-knock-first-im-changingAlways

Originally published at: https://eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/23/hey-knock-first-im-changing

Always annoying when you’re practicing boobs and butt poses in your undies and then are rudely interrupting by somebody bursting into your room without knocking.

(Ad for Vampi Vicious #2, Anarchy Studios)


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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/22/boobs-and-butt-pose-vs-centaurOriginally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/22/boobs-and-butt-pose-vs-centaur

Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/22/boobs-and-butt-pose-vs-centaur-pose-round-1

Submitted by Anon

It’s a sexy pose fight!  Lady Death starts off strong with a disembodied buttock boobs and butt pose attack, but Purgatori counters with a rubber spine centaur pose stab to the gut!  This is a close one, folks, and it might need overtime!

(Panels from Lady Death vs. Purgatori, Chaos! Comics)


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Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/14/kinda-clever-boobs-and-buttSub

Originally published at: https://www.eschergirls.com/photo/2022/04/14/kinda-clever-boobs-and-butt

Submitted by Anonymous

A boobs and butt cover that’s not a boobs and butt pose.  Painted costume/skin aside, cuz… yeah, I’m actually kind of impressed at this cover for its creative way to get both boobs and butt in without doing the pose.

It is something I’ve mentioned about the boobs and butt poses in comic panels, that you can just show the butt and boobs in separate panels if it’s really important for the sexy factor.  So this gets the Captain Kirk Kobayashi Maru commendation for creative thinking.

And on the topic of creativity, I do like how everything about the back cover is mirrored to make it look like we’re literally looking from behind the front cover.

(Cover of Foxfire #1, Malibu Comics)


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