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Five Nights at Freddy’s: Security breach. 

Montgomery Gator X Female Reader

Tags: Fnaf, Montgomery Gator/Reader, slow burn, cleaning lady Reader, female reader, implied/referenced past abuse, sentient animatronics, friends to lovers, anger issues, hurt/comfort, there will be some Sunnydrop/Reader in future chapters btw, Glamrock Freddy, Roxanne Wolf, Glamrock Chica, budding friendship, animalistic behaviour.

Summary

“Mr Montgomery…” you try again, taking a brave step forwards into the room, only to freeze in your tracks when a guttural growl travels through the darkness and cuts straight into your chest like the roll of approaching thunder.

“The Hell’re you doin’ in here, lady?”

Isn't that the million-dollar question.

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The door to your cleaning supply cupboard clicks shut with a satisfying ’thud,’ a comforting sound that signals the end of another long, arduous day spent cleaning up parts of Fazbear’s Mega Pizzaplex that none of the S.T.A.F.F bots are dexterous enough to get at.

Heaving a weary sigh, you let your forehead bump against the cool metal, listening to the hum of your colleagues shuffling around you, rooting inside their lockers for hats, scarves and coats. Everyone is ready to clock out and leave before the night-shift takes over, hoping to get home before the roads freeze under winter’s cruel grasp.

“Rough day, kid?”

You roll your head to the side and let another sigh slip between your teeth, replying, “Rough as a country road, I’m afraid.”

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garlicdad:

I want a soft kind of love. A best friends kind of love. A “good morning baby, I’ll make coffee and meet you in the shower” kind of love. I want lazy Sundays spent in bed and groggy Mondays getting ready for work side by side. I want the kind of love that makes you question if you ever felt love before. I want slow and steady and I want jumping headfirst into anything as long as we’re together. The kind of love that feels like home and like a great adventure. I want that love.

judasisgayriot:

Tim reposting someone’s judas fancam on his story

Ever think about how Jotaro’s VA also voiced Prince Bubblegum from the Japanese dub of Adventure Time?

noctumsolis:

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dono-harm-totonystark:

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bandtshirt:

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

remember when any post with more than like 6 people talking was unreadably smushed except for the last few additions remember when any post of over 500 characters became a link back to op’s blog readmore style remember when video and audio posts had about a 10% chance of working when you click play

As a recent user I love finding out shit like this from older users. What the fuck guys???? Why were you USING IT AT ALL?!??

believe it or not, we liked that more

its worth noting that immediately after these updates that made everything better, we were all angry about it

The biggest fandom on tumblr is ther tumblr fandom and, as in any fandom, anything new is despised.

dermott: New Orleans Pelicans @ Los Angeles Lakers | February 25, 2020© Adam Pantozzidermott: New Orleans Pelicans @ Los Angeles Lakers | February 25, 2020© Adam Pantozzi

dermott:

New Orleans Pelicans @ Los Angeles Lakers | February 25, 2020

© Adam Pantozzi


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do you ever just think about how the mister incredible becomes uncanny meme format is a natural evolved form of the galaxy brain meme format

ironswordandstarshield:He’s smitten, he knows that. He’s known it all his life. Tony dares anyone

ironswordandstarshield:

He’s smitten, he knows that. He’s known it all his life. Tony dares anyone who knows of Stephanie Rogers aka Captain America and not be a little in love with her. It’s impossible not to be. She curses when she’s mad, is a war goddess on the field, and when she smiles? It’s like the sun peeking over stormy rain clouds.

She’s deeply, painfully practical in all aspects of her life. But when it comes to romance? She’s unexpectedly shy. But not in the blushing virgin kind of way. No, she’s abrupt and straight forward, and doesn’t understand the first thing about how to use her sex appeal effectively.

Because if she knew? She’d know how head over heels in love Tony feels when she’s sharing his bed, wearing one of his robes. She’s laughing as she tells him about a time where she’d infiltrated a HYDRA base under a barrel. The deep red robe falls off one shoulder in a hushed whisper. She pays it no mind as she plucks another grape off the vine, continuing on, blissfully unaware of how Tony considers pushing himself up on his hand to kiss her shoulder.

She crosses her ankles, flexing her toes before relaxing. Tony lazily drags his eyes up her legs, lingering on her muscular thighs for no other reason besides he can.

Steph carelessly sweeps her messy blonde hair back over her head. It tumbles over one shoulder like a sunshine waterfall. Tony wishes he had even the slightest bit of artist ability; he’d love to capture her form, this relaxed, gorgeous creature.

“You’ll never guess what happened next,” Steph tells him, teeth flashing down at him.

Tony grins and asks, “I’m sure you’ll tell me, darling.”

“I beat the asshole with his own umbrella.”

Reposting cuz I’m a twit who mistagged in my first post. 

So once, again with feeling! One of mine & @soldieress‘s favorite things to talk bout are fem!stevetony au’s (where either is a girl or both, depends on our mood lol). When @mirthandstar was taking commissions, I jumped at the opportunity to commission a Steph/Tony piece. And this is like. Exactlywhat I had in mind but like better.


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perplexingly:A drawing of Anairë and Eärwen I did for Elleth for Every Woman Exchange on ao3!(I was

perplexingly:

A drawing of Anairë and Eärwen I did for Elleth for Every Woman Exchange on ao3!

(I was super excited when I was assigned to Elleth since she’s one of my favourite writers; I only wish I had time to do a better job–!)

[ID: A drawing of Earwen and Anaire, their foreheads touching. They’re sitting in a body of water and their faces are only visible in their reflection. End ID]


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twiddletaffy:

Special Christmas Gift for @jawsandbones of just The Most guy. Like one whole guy. That’s him.

pemberleydigital:Our most @EmmaApproved pic from the #emmyarts last night. #emmyarts #emmyapproved

pemberleydigital:

Our most @EmmaApproved pic from the #emmyarts last night. #emmyarts #emmyapproved @televisionacad (at Microsoft Theater)


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rapeandprettybows:I’m just begging for it…someone please make me regret it?You have the most adorapeandprettybows:I’m just begging for it…someone please make me regret it?You have the most ado

rapeandprettybows:

I’m just begging for it…someone please make me regret it?

You have the most adorable little smile and your nail polish is such an innocent pink in these. It’s enough to make anyone want to hurt you, cute girl.


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