#the duality of man

tc-angel:

when you say good morning to your tc and she doesnt even look at you

its okay i take it back i saw her just now and she SMILED AT MEEEEE

orym: I’m gonna curl up in fearne’s leg and call dorian

chetney: i’m gonna go on a solo mission and break in and threaten a merchant for price gouging 

the-friendliest-freak:

Y’know how Henry Jekyll is described as “a large, well built, smooth-faced man of fifty”

I thought it meant he just didn’t have a beard

But

Smooth faced has twomeanings.

rewatching ds9 has turned into such a struggle because of the fact that A) quark is my favorite character, and B) I literally cannot stand him

flourish-adam-zine:

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Ever think about how Jotaro’s VA also voiced Prince Bubblegum from the Japanese dub of Adventure Time?

wanna post selfies but like??

cognito-ergo-hazard:

licoricefern:

what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn button

i dont know but whatever it says, its magnified by literally every bag of popcorn saying “don’t use the popcorn button”

lovenojutsus:

sasuke’s “I love you and that makes me weak” vs naruto’s “I love you and that makes me strong”

Sometimes, Dimension 20 is “I could never had guessed, that here, at the end of all things, death would be most afraid to die” and “unless you try, you’ll never know what could be.”

But sometimes, it’s kidnapping foreign shoe shiners to be your boyfriend and elite secret spies shitting themselves in a plastic snowman.

haliaz:

Sharpie prank

Elisabeth das musical: Loneliness. Madness. Depression. Murder. Corruption. Amid the death of a decadent empire, an era, one woman will give her life to stay true to herself…and resist the lure of darkness that beckons her to her tragic undoing.

Also Elisabeth das musical: hehehe sexy death go boom

fraujade: