#ron weasley
when your crush finally start noticing you it’s like harry potter and remus lupin’s relationship. remus lupin is me bc i have known my crush and mostly every detail of his life and what tragic and great things happened to them and harry potter is my crush bc they notice you when you do something big like save their life or stop a dementor from sucking you soul. im just saying
when you remember you write for stuff other than kpop groups
Harry Potter
“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.” (Friedrich Nietzsche)
Hermione Granger
“Monsters exist, but they are too few in number to be truly dangerous. More dangerous are the common men, the functionaries ready to believe and to act without asking questions.” (Primo Levi)
Ron Weasley
“O, beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-ey’d monster, which doth mock the meat it feeds on.” (William Shakespeare)
Ginny Weasley
“There are no heroes…in life, the monsters win.” (George RR Martin)
Neville Longbottom
“Murderers are not monsters, they’re men. And that’s the most frightening thing about them.” (Alice Sebold)
Luna Lovegood
“Will looked horrified. ‘What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?’” (Cassandra Clare)
I think i’ll reread the Harry Potter books sometime this year
How did Ron tell Dobby where Shell Cottage was?
When they were all trapped in the Malfoy Manor (?) dungeon, and Hermione was being tortured, Dobby came to Apparate them all out.
Ron told Dobby where Shell Cottage was so he could bring Luna, Dean, and Mr. Ollivander there.
But how was he able to tell Dobby?
Once they all arrived to the house (and after they buried Dobby), Bill said that they placed the Fidelious Charm on the house and that he (Bill) was secret keeper. That means that only Bill could’ve told anyone where Shell Cottage was.
So how was Ron able to do it?
I think you’ve forgotten how the Fidelious Charm works, Ms. Rowling.
Ron, singing: we found love in a homeless place
Hermione: *laughing* what did you just say?
Ron: what? it’s the song lyrics, “we found love in a homeless place”
Hermione: *dying of laughter* those aren’t the lyrics Ron. It’s ‘hopeless’ not ‘homeless’
Ron: well, I only found out about this muggle the song yesterday, okay
Imagine :“A Very Potter Sequel” is performed in Gryffindor tower, and Fred or George play Umbridge
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My First visit to the Diagon Alley.
-Colin Creevey
My Hogwarts pet, Butterscotch. So cute! Love her so much. ❤️
-Colin Creevey
I’m just so excited to mix all these ingredients and stir them and make different magical Potions!
-Colin Creevey
My very first Potions Kit everyone!
-Colin Creevey
There were so many types of them… Self-stirring, copper, brass, pewter. It was so much fun getting my own cauldron.
-Colin Creevey
When I did my Hogwarts robes shopping for the first time.
-Colin Creevey
Bandaids for the Boxer.
Pairing: Boxer!Ron x Personal Assistant!Reader (mostly platonic)
Description: As ron’s personal assistant and one of his closest friends he’s very overprotective over how people talk to you
Warnings: Cursing, catcalling, blood, fighting, Ron being over protective, she/her pronouns
Word count: 1.0k
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The sound of leather smacking different objects radiated through your already pounding head as you were working through your third hour in the gym with Ron. He promised it’d be quick “an hour and a half, tops” is what he told you before you showed up to the forsaken building. You kinda hated it here.
There was never any quiet. The whole gym smelt like a men’s locker room and some of the guys that worked out there were more than a little creepy. You mostly kept to yourself and worked on your laptop.
You were Ron’s personal assistant, helping him with anything from water bottles to answering his phone when he didn’t feel like it. He paid you good money but you were always a little surprised that he wanted you to be his assistant. You didn’t know anything about boxing, besides the stereotype of two overconfident men standing in front of a crowd and hitting each other till one dropped.
Ron had taken off his gloves as he and one of his friends decided to go for a round for fun. You hadn’t been paying attention then but as you looked up to see Ron sink the final punch. Blood stained his opponent’s face and it dripped from Ron’s knuckles. You stood up, grabbed your bag, and walked over to the bloody fighter.
“You know if you stopped getting hurt it would make my job easier.” You pulled his water bottle from your bag and handed it to him.
“Aw, but where is the fun in that doll?” You looked at his hand and he had a couple of gashes on his knuckles. He took his water bottle and sprayed the water in his mouth. You squeezed harder over his hand so water went all over his face and shirt.
“Oops.” you chuckled at the look on Ron’s face. “That’s what you get for making me come over here to clean your wounds,” You shrugged and reached into your bag for the antibiotics and bandaids.
“Look everyone, Weasley has his own nurse,” one guy shouted from a chair and a couple of others laughed.
“Damn straight. Best nurse in the world.” Blush coated your cheeks as you cleaned the dried blood from his calloused hands. A few moments passed and one of the creepier regulars strutted into the gym. You made a point to never tell Ron when men, especially men at that gym, were weird. You knew he would probably kill them.
His eyes met yours as you looked up to the sound of the opening door. You looked down quickly and started spreading little dots of antibiotics across the cuts.
“Ouch!” Ron said, ripping his hand away from you.
“Don’t be a baby, give it back,” you held out your hand for him. You finished with the antibiotics and as you went to put the bandaids on you realized they were the princess bandaids you had bought for home. You didn’t say anything about it, there wasn’t any way to fix it now so he would have to suffer with the pink bandaids. He had been talking to a few guys as they watched two more spar and didn’t look at his hand till you were done.
He looked at his hand and then back up at you. He raised his eyebrow, “Pink?”
“Yeah. You got a problem with it?” You said playfully.
“Not at all.” he stood from his seat and started walking back towards his friends. You stood too before bending over to collect your things.
“I don’t know how you guys get any work done with that thing walking around.” You didn’t even need to look up to know who was talking. That’s when you realized the grave mistake this man had made. Everyone was looking at Ron as his eyes burned into the man.
“What’s your name?” Ron said through a calm and even tone.
“Jacob. Why?” The man was almost as tall as Ron but not as muscular.
“Jacob. Well, Jacob, if you ever speak to or about my girl like that again you won’t be able to get work done at all. Ever.” He was fuming, anger coursed through him and it was evident. You walked over to Ron and put your hand on his shoulder gently.
“He’s just some gym bro who thinks he can say anything he wants, don’t let him get under your skin,” you whispered.
“And you are gonna be the guy to do that? You’ve got pink bandaids on your hand that your little bitch put on you.” One of Ron’s friends moved to intercept him before he could land a punch on this asshole.
“Ron it’s okay,” you said, hoping you could snap him out of it.
“No y/n it really isn’t. I think he needs a lesson in how to speak to women and when to gauge when he’s gonna get his ass beat.”
“Well then step up pussy.” Jacob had so much confidence in himself that even Ron’s manager stepped back. Ron took two big steps toward him and they were face to face.
“Hit me and we will see who the real pussy is, bitch.” Ron knew just the buttons to press to get what he wanted without initiating the fight. “Or are you just a little pussy gym bro who thinks he can treat women however he wants?” That’s when Jacob hit him. Ron felt adrenaline shoot through his body. His fists were automatic after that, Jacob landed two more punches before Ron had him incapacitated on the floor. Jacob’s face was bloody and covered in tears when Ron decided he had enough.
“Learn from this experience Jacob. If y/n here ever says you say anything to her or even look in her direction it’ll end much worse. Understand?”
Jacob groaned in agreement from the floor and that’s when you finally asked if you could leave for the day.
“Whatever you want, doll.” You both gathered your things and left the gym.
“So I’m your girl now?” You smirked up at the redhead.
“You’ve always been my girl, darling.”
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And that’s all they wrote, folks!
We’ve come to the end of another amazing round of Ron/Draco Fest! I once again want to take a moment to thank each and every one of you who made this fest possible. It’s been rough these past couple years with everything that’s been going on in the world - know that I appreciate each and every one of you more than I could ever say.
Now all of our lovely participants can thank people for their comments, show off (rightly) anywhere they social, and repost their works wherever they like!
Title: Healer-Patient Privilege
Author: mouldy_voldy
Rating: PG-13
Title: Strike a Pose
Author: mercurial_cool
Rating: NC-17
Title: Study in the Key of Weasley
Author: Thevina
Rating: R
Title: You’re my teddy bear
Author: @severus-dramatic-gothic-nerd
Rating: PG-13
Title: A Bit of House Unity
Author:@xxdustnight88
Rating: PG-13
Title: Another Shot
Author: @acnelli
Rating: NC-17
Title: Don’t fall
Author: Annchen
Rating: PG-13
Title: the verge of losing you
Author: @agendertonks
Rating: PG-13
Title: An Unexpected Home
Author: @articcat621
Rating: PG-13
Title: revelations soft and bright
Author: @brightluminae
Rating: NC-17
Title:Well, I’ll Be Damned
Author: @itswhatimreallythinking
Rating:G
Here’s our final Anonymous Masterlist for Ron/Draco Fest 2022! Look at all those fantastic works!
Reveals will be going up this coming Monday March 21. Thank you so much to everyone who has shown their support thus far - we cannot appreciate you enough! <3
ART
Title:Lay Back
Rating:NC-17
Summary:Seeing Ron like this, how was Draco to stop himself?
FIC
Title: Healer-Patient Privilege
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Never accept candy from Weasleys. Words to live by. Had Draco followed those wise words he wouldn’t be sitting in the waiting room of St Mungo’s, hugging a sick bucket right now. To add insult to injury, Healer Ron Weasley is on duty. Or: Draco’s friends are all terrible and he’d rather die than join in on their collective Gryffindor fascination. Honestly.
Title: Strike a Pose
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Struggling financially in the midst of his costly divorce, Ron runs into a muggle woman at a pub who offers to pay him generously if he poses nude for her pornographic website. Ron accepts on the condition of anonymity, only to find out when he arrives for the shoot that the photographer is none other than Draco Malfoy, who has changed since his Hogwarts days in ways that Ron never could have expected.
Title: Study in the Key of Weasley
Rating: R
Summary: Draco is over 30 and pretty much over participating in the world. First enters Scorpius, a stray Jack Russell terrier who won’t leave, and then Ron Weasley, after Millicent Bulstrode screens those who respond to Draco’s handyman ad in The Prophet. Can Draco still be himself if he finds comfort in both of these unexpected companions?
Title: You’re my teddy bear
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron comes home from work devastated. Good thing Draco is there to comfort him.
Title:A Bit of House Unity
Rating:PG-13
Summary:Draco absolutely hates the fact that Ron is dating a certain Hufflepuff. He’s determined to convince the redhead that he’d be better off with someone else. Specifically… Him.
Title:Another Shot
Rating:NC-17
Summary:Ron Weasley plays for the Chudley Cannons and takes part in a scantily clad charity photo shoot. What Ron didn’t know though when he agreed to take part in the event: Draco Malfoy takes the shots. And that really wouldn’t be much of a problem if it isn’t for the unfortunate fact that Ron and Draco had a one-night-stand at a wedding just a few weeks prior.
Title:Don’t fall
Rating:PG-13
Summary:Also be careful about DIY curse breaking. It all starts going downhill once you turn 28, apparently.
Title:the verge of losing you
Rating:PG-13
Summary:He has an hour left in his shift and Draco is finally enjoying some peace and quiet in the break room. He’s been at St. Mungos’ for eleven hours straight, hasn’t seen his husband in longer. He’s cranky, alright? He’s tired and his feet hurt deep enough that even spells don’t help. Now that he has the chance, even though he can leave in an hour, Draco is going to take it and lay down. Just his luck, however, that one of the Trainees knocks on the door and sticks her head in not even ten minutes later.
Title:An Unexpected Home
Rating:PG-13
Summary:When Draco feels like his world is crumbling down, he turns to the one person he knows he can count on.
Title:revelations soft and bright
Rating:NC-17
Summary:The war turned everything on its head, assigned new roles and made adults out of the impetuous youth. There is no right way to deal with that. Draco, though, Draco is doing it wrong. That’s okay—Ron is going to help him. They have all suffered enough.
Title:Well, I’ll Be Damned
Rating:G
Summary:You’ve got to be kidding me, Ron thought as he stared at the person behind the till, grey eyes staring back at him. He blinked once, twice, but the image didn’t change. There behind the counter was undoubtedly Draco Malfoy. TheDraco Malfoy. He would recognize that ferret anywhere. Ron frowned. He should have known. Waking up early on a day off was never a good thing.
We’ve come to the end of our second and final week of Ron/Draco Fest 2022! Thank you so much for everyone who participated - and to everyone who’s been following along with posting, we appreciate you more than you know!
Our Anonymous Masterlist will be coming on Friday March 18, and this round will conclude with the Masterlist Author/Artist Reveals posting on Monday March 21.
ART
Title:Lay Back
Rating:NC-17
Summary:Seeing Ron like this, how was Draco to stop himself?
FIC
Title: the verge of losing you
Rating: PG-13
Summary: He has an hour left in his shift and Draco is finally enjoying some peace and quiet in the break room. He’s been at St. Mungos’ for eleven hours straight, hasn’t seen his husband in longer. He’s cranky, alright? He’s tired and his feet hurt deep enough that even spells don’t help. Now that he has the chance, even though he can leave in an hour, Draco is going to take it and lay down. Just his luck, however, that one of the Trainees knocks on the door and sticks her head in not even ten minutes later.
Title: An Unexpected Home
Rating: PG-13
Summary: When Draco feels like his world is crumbling down, he turns to the one person he knows he can count on.
Title: revelations soft and bright
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The war turned everything on its head, assigned new roles and made adults out of the impetuous youth. There is no right way to deal with that. Draco, though, Draco is doing it wrong. That’s okay—Ron is going to help him. They have all suffered enough.
Title: Well, I’ll Be Damned
Rating: G
Summary: You’ve got to be kidding me, Ron thought as he stared at the person behind the till, grey eyes staring back at him. He blinked once, twice, but the image didn’t change. There behind the counter was undoubtedly Draco Malfoy. The Draco Malfoy. He would recognize that ferret anywhere. Ron frowned. He should have known. Waking up early on a day off was never a good thing.
Title: Lay Back
Artist: @p1013
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: Self-prompt
Medium: Digital watercolor and gold
Warning(s)/Content: Explicit sexual content
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Seeing Ron like this, how was Draco to stop himself?
Notes: Big thanks to the fest mods! You’ve been phenomenal to work with and SO patient. Thank you, thank you, thank you for all of your hard work. Additional thanks to my art betas. I couldn’t do it without you ♥
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