#big sis magne

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Spinner: There’s nothing wrong with kissing Shigaraki goodnight! He’s my friend, it’s what you do with friends!

Magne: You asked him to marry you,,,twice,,,

Spinner: I asked him to marry me PLATONICALLY

Magne:,,,,Right! Sure whatever you say sweetie

Consider:

The league of villains and cowboy bebop au

-Shigaraki Tomura and his band of bounty hunters are just trying to make it through life one bounty at a time

-Until they’re notified of a criminal organization, the Shie Hassaikai, running around an causing chaos in near in the local planetary system

-So the group heads off on an adventure, chasing the Hassaikai around different planets trying to collect the juicy bounty hanging over the collectives’ heads

- Shenanigans and Chaos ensue, as well as a the crew’s individual dark pasts coming back to hunt them down and put them in the ground.

The crew is made up of

-Shigaraki: the captain and most experienced member of the crew, as well as the owner of the ship, -Ultra

(can be read as minusUltra, dashUltra, but crew mainly calls her ‘Ultra’)

-Dabi: demolition and weapons expert. He’s the main guy in charge of the ship’s guns if they’re under attack. If you need a weapon or big bang he’s your guy

-Magne and Kurogiri: the resident medics, cooks, and mom friends

-Spinner: piloting, communications and hacking (he works as the eyes for the league)

-Toga: helps Spinner 'man the comms and is also their intel resource (she’s the ears pf the league)

-Twice: piloting as well as the league’s mechanic, no one fixes ships better than Twice does

-Compress: the face man, he can get inside anywhere and be anyone. His nack for disguises helps the league get inside places with tight security

That’s the crew and the basic plot! Feel free to build onto this, I know there’s not a whole pot to work woth, but it’s enough to mess around and have fun with!

The lov no longer using walkie-talkies on a mission

Toga:pssht!owo I howp eweyone is in powsition, over!

Shigaraki: Toga if you don’t stop, I will dust you

Toga: pssht! UWU! You didn’t say over! Over!

Shig: Toga, I’m not afraid to fight a small child! And stop making those pssht noises!

Toga: pssht! Awww! But they sound cool! And besides, you gotta say over on the walkie talkie, it’s the rules ! Over!

Shig in person: That’s it! *reaches over to strangle her*

Toga, in person: *screams in fear*

Twice over the walkie talkie: pssht Noo! Don’t kill Toga! Take her out! Over!

Dabi, in person: if you don’t shut up, I will torch you all!

Magne: don’t be mean, they’re just having fun

Spinner, in person: Guys! We’re not even out of the van yet!

Toga:,,,you forgot to say ov-

Spinner: Toga I will eat you!

Toga: do it coward! Eat me!

Compress: why can’t we have a normal conversation for once!

Kurogiri: now you know how I feel.

Toga, over text: feeling cute, might dabble in selfcare tonight! UWU

*five minutes later*

Toga: scratch that, we’re doing drugs!

Spinner:Why?!

Toga: selfcare can only get you so far in life

Summer fun

Shigiraki : I can’t go, I’ve used up all of my energy for today.

Magne : you literally just woke up?

Magne: All you did was say good morning.

Shigiraki : Unbelievable! That’s the thanks I get for participating in human interaction

Dabi *Messegeing the LOV group chat at 3am* : So do seahorses read fpreg.

Magne : seahorses are illiterate. a quality i wish i had so i didn’t have to read that message.

the-league-of-villains:

Twice : Because I will never be allowed to eat lava—

Twice : *pauses to stare pleadingly at Magne*

Magne who’s been left in charge by kurogiri : *Shakes head*

Twice : —my current theory is it has a texture of very thick honey.

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