#mha incorrect quotes
Bakugou: i’ll break your damned crimson riot figure if you don’t shut the fuck up!
Kirishima, pinning bakugou to the wall while staring into his soul: lay a single finger on my limited edition crimson riot action figure and i can promise you that you’ll loose every one of your fingers
Bakugou: *eyes wide, face red, unsure if he should be either intimidated or turned on*
Kirishima: you got that?
Bakugou: *slow nod*
Kirishima, letting go with a cheery smile on his face: awesome! i’m gonna go pick something up from kaminari, so i’ll be back in a bit! love ya!
Bakugou: *watches kiri leave*
Bakugou:
Bakugou: what in the everloving fu-
Kaminari: If there is a shampoo for kids that does not stings eyes, then why they make for adults a shampoo that stings eyes?
Bakugou: Because you grew up and nobody feel sorry for you anymore! Be thankful that you generally have something to wash your empty head with! Just wash and cry. Wash and cry!
based on real life events
they’ve been dating for 3 years.
My take on last week’s episode
Waiter: [hands Uraraka her bill] your bill, miss
Uraraka:[places down uno reverse card] here you go
Class 1-A as cursed images
Dabi: “I just have a really strong pull to you I don’t know what it is.”
Me: “Really you feel it too?”
*Me with magnets secretly hidden in my pockets*
Me: “So weird :).”
Me: “Yeah my comfort character is Dabi.”
People without mental issues: “All those options and you landed on Dabi?”
Me: “Yeah it was between him or Fatgum.”
PWMI: “…Why the fuck would it be between him or Fatgum?!?”
Me: “Okay but what if we kidnap your youngest brother?”
Dabi: “Okay I’m listening.”
Me: “And we force him to make me popsicles?”
Dabi: “Is one Todoroki not good enough for you?”
Shigaraki: “Okay does anyone have any ideas on how to defeat AllMight?”
Me: “SEDUCE HIM!”
Dabi: “Y/N I SAID NO”
*Dabi and Hawks having a very intense battle to the death*
Toga: “You go Dabi! Fuck him up!”
Me: “Yeah Dabi fuck Hawks!!”
Toga: “…”
Hawks: “…”
Dabi: “You mean upright?”
Me: “That too!”
Me: “Dabi and I like to commit arson together.”
Shigaraki: “You too are the worst people to be dating I stfg”
Me: “Babe are you okay? You haven’t made a sex joke in about 5 hours?”
Dabi: “I don’t wanna talk about it.”
Dabi: “Idk how you’re a villain. You can barely open a pickle jar by yourself.”
Me: “I may not be able to open a jar but I can open up a can of whoop ass. *insert karate hands*”
Dabi: “I’m breaking up with you.”
Me: “BRING ME A DOCTOR PEPPER AND A BLUNT IMMEDIATELY. I’M DONE WITH THIS SHIT!”
Dabi: “What tf happened?”
Me: “NOTHING! LIFE IS GOING TOO WELL AND ITS FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT.”
Toga: “Hey Y/N what made you so attracted to Dabi?”
Me: “Well first, I found him really funny-“
Shigaraki: “You laughed at a fart joke yesterday.”
Me: “Listen I never said I had a very advanced sense of humor okay?!”
Me tightly holding Toga in my arms: “I just want to make one thing clear. If anything ever happens to my poor, sweet, baby Toga. I’d kill everyone in here and then myself.”
Dabi: “Wtf what about me?”
Me: “Eh.”
Eri: Mr.Deku?
Midoriya: Yes Eri?
Eri: What does Bakugou do to kids?
Midoriya: *war flashbacks*
Shinsou: You are under my control. Step out of the ring.
Midoriya: K, let me check with One for All.
Shinsou:…It’s not a choice-
Midoriya: They said no.
Kaminari, texting Bakugou: Hey does the 5 second rule apply to soup????
Kaminari:
KaminarI:
Kaminari: BAKUGOU HURRY IT’S BEEN 3 SECONDS
Midoriya: [putting on sunscreen]
Bakugou: [cough] Lil bitch
Midoriya: You think you’re tougher than the sun? The sun?
Kidnapper: We have your son.
Hawks: I don’t have a son?
Kidnapper: Then why did someone wearing a knockoff Deadpool mask just make us cut the crusts off his sandwiches?
Hawks:Oh my god you have my boyfriend.
Kaminari: Why are we lying down?
Kirishima: You took a hard hit and you were knocked unconscious so I lied down next to you so everybody would think we were chillin’.
Spinner: How far do you burns go?
Dabi: They-
Hawks: Oh, he’s got them everywhere. There’s some on his upper chest, a few on his sides, one on his upper thigh, one on each hip-
Spinner:
Dabi:
Hawks:
Hawks: *gets down on one knee*
Dabi: Oh my god! It’s finally happening!
Hawks:*falls over*
Dabi: The poison is kicking in!
Mirko, over the phone: Hey, are you still going tonight?
Hawks: Sorry, I can’t. I’ve got a guy over tonight.
Mirko: Oh, okay.
Mirko, not over the phone: Hawks can’t come; he’s got a D appointment.
Edgeshot: Don’t you mean an ass appointment?
Mirko: Does Hawks look like a fucking top to you?
Hawks:
