#black santa
Contrary to popular belief, Santa in Gotham is Black. Two years ago I was vibing on my apartment complex’s rooftop, nursing an eggnog and I saw Black Santa. We made eye contact and homie started to crip walk???
He ain’t with the crips tho, he told me he in no gang.yoU SAW SANTA?!?!
Yeah? I honestly thought some other people encountered him, he’s hella hard to miss. But every year, after his rounds in Gotham, he chills with me for a lil bit on the apartment roof. He brings me some nice antique wine, and I give him eggnog with my famous chocolate chunk walnut cookies.
Santa is honestly so baller.
(Y’all missing out, homie can GET DOWNNN. And He can do everything from twerking to whining. I’m sorta convinced he’s Caribbean just by how legendary his whining is, THEM HIPPPPS)eggnog✍ and chocolate chunk walnut cookies✍ he might give antique wine in return✍
Just be careful, he may be a jolly black fat old man, but he is still extremely still baller. Homie might run up and just take yo sh#t and book it. And yes, This the real deal, homie has mfing reindeer and cool ass looking sled. (He installed a speaker and blasts from cookout song, Caribbean function songs, to Afrobeats) .He Fr goes out partying with the Dominicans and Peurto Ricans at like 3 AM.
Contrary to popular belief, Santa in Gotham is Black. Two years ago I was vibing on my apartment complex’s rooftop, nursing an eggnog and I saw Black Santa. We made eye contact and homie started to crip walk???
He ain’t with the crips tho, he told me he in no gang.yoU SAW SANTA?!?!
Yeah? I honestly thought some other people encountered him, he’s hella hard to miss. But every year, after his rounds in Gotham, he chills with me for a lil bit on the apartment roof. He brings me some nice antique wine, and I give him eggnog with my famous chocolate chunk walnut cookies.
Santa is honestly so baller.
(Y’all missing out, homie can GET DOWNNN. And He can do everything from twerking to whining. I’m sorta convinced he’s Caribbean just by how legendary his whining is, THEM HIPPPPS)
Merry Christmas to all friends… Wishing you the best during this joyful season. I hope your holidays are filled with festivities and plenty of merry enjoyment…
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