#gotham city

Gothamprecisa de mim essa noite!!

kit-the-nonbinary-wayne:

tambourmite:

✨Aunty Tam’s Tips✨

#2

Watch your mouth

• The villains in this city may rob banks, kidnap ppl, or essentially cause chaos
• But they will f#ck you up if you say or do something… controversial?
• If you some wack ass N#zis Supporter, the Joker will run you up
• AndAll the vigilantes will turn a blinds eye on you (Batman may show up, but only after ur severely beaten up)
• If you are Homophobic? Specifically Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn will make your life a living hell
• If you’re racist, You will probably get jumped by Red hood, Bane, and Baby Robin, etc. (The Signal will find a way to expose you)
• If you kick a cat. Your getting jumped by cat woman and 30 cats.
• If you beat up a street kid, you will also get jumped by Cat woman, Red Hood, Poison Ivy, and a good amount of the rogues
• The heroes/vigilantes may not come after you, (except for a few like Baby Robin and Ref Hood) but they will expose you, ruin your reputation, and cancel you online.
• Essentially, even the villains have morals and will go after you.

I’m Non-Binary and work as a psychiatrist at Arkham. I walked into the breakroom last week and one of the new guards was being wheeled out on a gurney. Apparently he’d been using the wrong pronouns for me and when Ossie (yes the Penguin) corrected him the new guard said something along the lines of “they/them are for plural, that’s not a real pronouns for a single person,”

Half the rouges told me about the incident during therapy, but I’m not allowed to go into details about it.

Also, Aunty Tam, Jason and Roy asked me to say hi.

Ayyyyyy waz poppin! Made some homemade bread and Nanaimo bars the other day, y’all free to drop by and have some ✨✨✨

WELL. Sooo, I was playing in the pit for the Riddlers most recent fight (?) with Batman. We was rocking to bossa Nova version of the Jeopardy theme when the homie Riddler falls through the floor, into the pit? (Where we vibe) The dude mouthed ‘GET TF OUTTA HERE’ and of course we booked it. Essentially, we was sprinting outta the building, carrying our clunky ass instruments before Batman could spot us (we ain’t criminals or whatever, The riddler just hires us to play music for him)

Just saw Red Robin losing it on top of them gargoyle statues cuz School is back. He just started screaming (not outta pain, but outta rage?) and some other students that were passing by joined in and started crying? All I gotta say is that I’m glad that I’m not in school anymore. Although…

There’s a Student discount of 20% off at the dinner I work at ;) (Marie’s Diner)

I work the night shift children. I hand out free leftover hot chocolate and coffee. 

✨Aunty Tam’s Tips✨

#2

Watch your mouth

• The villains in this city may rob banks, kidnap ppl, or essentially cause chaos
• But they will f#ck you up if you say or do something… controversial?
• If you some wack ass N#zis Supporter, the Joker will run you up
• AndAll the vigilantes will turn a blinds eye on you (Batman may show up, but only after ur severely beaten up)
• If you are Homophobic? Specifically Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn will make your life a living hell
• If you’re racist, You will probably get jumped by Red hood, Bane, and Baby Robin, etc. (The Signal will find a way to expose you)
• If you kick a cat. Your getting jumped by cat woman and 30 cats.
• If you beat up a street kid, you will also get jumped by Cat woman, Red Hood, Poison Ivy, and a good amount of the rogues
• The heroes/vigilantes may not come after you, (except for a few like Baby Robin and Ref Hood) but they will expose you, ruin your reputation, and cancel you online.
• Essentially, even the villains have morals and will go after you.