#blizzspeaks
ONE SHOT - Cup of Shame
Summary: Steve takes care of you after a wild night out with the girls.
Pairing: College Roommate!Steve Rogers x Female Reader
Warnings:18+, Partial nudity (but no SMUT), some language, hangover, Steve and Reader eat bacon & sausage (flagging it just in case)
Author’s Note:Thanks to @lunarbuckand@yarnforbrains for Beta reading this for me! Thanks @firefly-graphics for the sweet divider!Masterlist
Thanks for liking, commenting, & reblogging. I do NOT authorize any of my work to be translated or re-shared off of Tumblr (IE: Wattpad, AO3, etc)I’d love nothing more than to be proven wrong, Rogers
Oh, he will
(NO THIS IS NOT A TEASER FOR A PART 2)
Dang! I was excited for a part 2
Also- no clue what this GIF is but look at him (so it stays )
He had been reminded of his very first interview with ET, and it was… in a bowling alley:
Holy fuck Chris answered one of my questions I submitted in the Twitter Movies Q&A. I’m not kidding.
Alpine’s Diary Entries…
This is utter crack. I fully blame and joyfully credit @navybrat817,@late-to-the-party-81,@bucky-bucky-bucky-buckyand@sunshinebuckybarnes for the chaos you’re about to read. This is unedited… godspeed.
I’m sorry…
They can pray for hours.
This was amazing
Are you just slowly working your way through my entire masterlist right now? Lol
A - Thank you.
B - Not complaining! 
I have no words….
Credit to @_chrissyevans on Twitter
OH MY GOD. CHRISTOPHER YOU GOOFBALL
ONE SHOT - Cup of Shame
Summary: Steve takes care of you after a wild night out with the girls.
Pairing: College Roommate!Steve Rogers x Female Reader
Warnings:18+, Partial nudity (but no SMUT), some language, hangover, Steve and Reader eat bacon & sausage (flagging it just in case)
Author’s Note:Thanks to @lunarbuckand@yarnforbrains for Beta reading this for me! Thanks @firefly-graphics for the sweet divider!Masterlist
Thanks for liking, commenting, & reblogging. I do NOT authorize any of my work to be translated or re-shared off of Tumblr (IE: Wattpad, AO3, etc)I’d love nothing more than to be proven wrong, Rogers
Oh, he will
(NO THIS IS NOT A TEASER FOR A PART 2)
Missile Toad?
Summary: Jensen decorates for the holidays.
Pairing: Jake Jensen x Girlfriend!Reader
Warnings:18+, FLUFF, Jake Jensen is adorable and clueless, language
Author’s Note:You saw THIS post I shared earlier… yeah? This is the expansion of that idea; Jensen contributing to the holiday decorating.Masterlist
Thanks for liking, commenting, & reblogging.
I do NOT authorize any of my work to be translated or re-shared off of Tumblr (IE: Wattpad, AO3, etc)——
MISSILE TOAD?
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Jake let out a small grunt as the thumbtack punctured the ceiling in the archway by the foyer. “There,” he breathed out, stepping off of the step stool and admiring his work with a proud grin. The garage door rumbled, signaling your return home. Jake found a couple of beers in the fridge and cracked them open, anticipating your want for one once you were in the house.
Stop!!! I love this nerd so much ❤️
He’s the best nerd
I attended a friend’s wedding yesterday. It was beautiful, a great day. When I crawled into bed last night, I felt fine. When I woke up this morning, I was hit with the sad reality that I’m still very single, was ghosted by a potential booty call, was rubbed the wrong way by the groom asking when I was gonna find someone and that I needed to stop traveling (I travel a lot for work).
As much as I put on a brave face, there’s also a teensy part of me that’s bitter that I wasn’t asked to be part of the bridal party, knowing full well that if it was extended beyond family and two childhood friends that were practically family, I was next on the list. I can’t be upset that she prioritized family, but knowing she threatened to drop one of her sisters for me kind of stings.
I was grateful to be a part of their day, but some things still just hurt.
I cried today. A lot.
In an update to this story, she and I had a really wonderful conversation about it a couple of days after the wedding (she and hubby had honeymooned prior to the wedding and he was back to work- no interruptions).
We both agreed it was better to have the tough conversation rather than let it stew and build resentment. It’s truly a testament to the strength of our friendship. I’m eternally grateful to have someone like her in my corner.
FRIDAY CONFIRMED!!!
Miss Rona finally got me this week.
Who’s got some Chris/Characters taking care of you while you’re sick fics?
Or just Chris looking like an absolute daddy?
Or Chris giving me a hug, and snuggling me & in this strange universe, he’s physically unable to get COVID
Or Chris. Just Chris.
Thanks frens
1. Last kiss
2. Last phone call
3. Last text message
4. Last song you listened to
5. Last time you cried
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice
7. Been cheated on
8. Self harmed
9. Lost someone special
10. Been depressed
11. Been drunk and threw up
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
12. had sex
13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
15. Made a new friend
17. Laughed until you cried
18. Met someone who changed you
19. Found out who your true friends were
20. Found out someone was talking about you
21. What did you do for your last Birthday
22. What time did you wake up today
23. Name something you CANNOT wait for
24. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
25. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
26. What are you listening to right now
27. When is the last time you had sex?
28. Who’s getting on your nerves right now
29. Most visited webpage
30. Favorite colour
31. Nicknames
32. Relationship Status
33. Zodiac sign
34. Male or female
35. Primary school
36. Secondary School
37. High school/college
38. Eye color
39. Height
40. Do you have a crush on someone
41. What do you like about yourself
42. Piercings
43. Tattoos
44. Righty or lefty
FIRSTS:
45. First piercing
46. First best friend
47. First hookup
48. First Bestfriend
RIGHT NOW:
49. Eating
50. Drinking
51. I’m about to
52. Listening to
53. Waiting for
YOUR FUTURE:
54. Want kids?
55. Get married?
56. Career
WHICH IS BETTER:
57. Lips or eyes
58. Hugs or kisses
59. Shorter or taller
60. Older or Younger
61. Romantic or spontaneous
62. Nice stomach or nice arms
63. Sensitive or loud
64. Hook-up or relationship
HAVE YOU EVER:
65. Kissed a stranger
66. Drank hard liquor
67. Lost glasses/contacts
68. Had sex
69. Broken someone’s heart
70. Been arrested
71. Turned someone down
72. Cried when someone died
73. Fallen for a friend
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
74. Yourself
75. Miracles
76. Love at first sight
77. Heaven
78. Santa Clause
79. Kiss on the first date
80. Angels
81. How would you label yourself?
82. Someone You Pray Everyday For
83. Did you sing today
84. Who From All Your Ex’s have You Cared The Most About
85. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
86. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For
87. Are you afraid of falling in love?
88. Do you like the way you look?
Actually ask me something. Anon or not.
Ask away!!!
Now I’m just taunting you @navybrat817
He’s in the parks now…
@blizzspeaks and I saw Lightyear last night and let me tell you, this movie is fucking FIRE
10/10 would absolutely see again
I concur. What a rollercoaster of a film.