If Bakugo Worked at McDonald’s:

Aizawa: Okay, we’re taking our test. Get out your pencils.

Kirishima, raising his hand: Sensei, can I borrow one? I forgot to bring my pencils today.

Bakugo: You forgot your pencil but brought that damn thing?!

Kirishima, pumping a iron dumbbell: What thing, bro?

Recovery Girl: Ah, Midoriya-kun, could you help me get Mr. Sokka on the gurner?

Izuku: Oh, sure thing, Recovery Girl!

Recovery Girl:Great.

Izuku, picking up Mr. Sokka’s feet: So what’s wrong with him?

Recovery Girl: He’s dead.

Izuku, drops the feet: OH MY-WHAT! D-Didn’t we just s-see him an hour ago?!

Recovery Girl: Oh dear boy, he was dead then. I just didn’t have the heart to tell you.

Izuku:

Bakugo: Oi nerd, why are there paw prints all over your homework?

Izuku: I dropped my stuff this morning on the way to school and an alley cat ran over it.

Bakugo:HAHA!

Izuku: I just hope Aizawa-sensei won’t be too cruel in grading it.

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Bakugo: So, how badly did you fail?

Izuku: H-He gave me a perfect score.

Bakugo:

Izuku: He also wrote it was the best work he’s seen from me.

Kirishima, walking back into the room: Todoroki, bro. As much as I love wrestling, you have to flip back to the award show. Bakugo and Midoriya are about to come up.

Todoroki:…This is the award show. They got into an argument backstage.

Kirishima:Wha-OH!

Todoroki: Wow, I hope Bakugo can walk that off.

Bakugo and Todoroki, watching Deku’s TV interview from backstage:

Todoroki:S-Should we help him?

Izuku, sweating and stuttering: OKAY, OKAY-Look?! Who HASN’T had gay thoughts?!

Interviewer:…Are you okay, Deku-San?

Izuku: Yes, It’s just-I feel like I need glasses sometimes.

Bakugo: This is just too beautiful to stop.

Kirishima: Okay, babe. I know you have definite expections for this weekend trip. I read your email.

Bakugo: To which you responded to that email, ‘SLUMBER PARTY, NUDIE TIMES, DRINKY-DRINKY’

Kirishima: That’s my out-of-office reply.

Bakugo:

Bakugo: I told you two idiots not to follow me!

Kaminari: Sorry dude.

Kirishima: We thought you said ‘farrow.’

Bakugo: I know you know that’s not what I said, and farrow isn’t even a word!

Kaminari: Actually, it is! It means to birth a litter of pigs.

Bakugo:

Izuku: Hey guys! What are you two doing here?

Kirishima: Baku-bro said not to come but we thought he meant not to be pregnant with swine.

Izuku:

People are probably tired of the redraws but I redid my Provisional License Squad Logo:

Before:

After:

I swear this is the last one. I’m in the process of another ship logo right now! I just wanted to redraw this one for my Twitter!