#incorrect bnha
Midoriya: New year, new me!
Uraraka: What are your new years goals?
Midoriya: To get even stronger and save more people!
Uraraka: What else?
Midoriya: To improve my relationship with Kacchan?
Uraraka: Isn’t there anything else?
Midoriya: …no? What else would I need to work on?
Uraraka: Your bones, Deku.
Midoriya: THEY’RE FINE!
Kaminari: I think I’m pretty funny. Actually, pretty and funny. I won twice.
Shinsou: I can reluctantlyconfirm.
Bakugou, trying to be nice: I guess your hair isn’t so shitty.
Kirishima, trying to stay calm: Thanks I grew it myself.
Bakugou: I hate you, Deku.
Midoriya: According to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is simply untrue.
Bakugou: Is that you ripping my arm off in the next picture?
Midoriya, putting the drawings away: Stop deflecting, Kacchan.
Kaminari:Don’t forget to lift with your legs, Kacchan.
Bakugou: I know how to lift, Pikachu. I’ve been carrying you idiots since we’ve enrolled.
Kaminari: Yeah, but you’ve also been crushing everyone’s dreams, spirits and bodies, dude.
Dabi: Did you get injured or something? That’s a lot of blood.
Toga: Don’t worry. It’s not my blood.
Dabi:What do you mean ‘Don’t worry’? Of course I’m gonna worry, Hawks is coming over in 5 minutes. What are we supposed to tell him? That it’s ketchup?
[Later]
Hawks: Is that blood on you, Toga?
Dabi:No, its ketchup.
Toga: Shiggy got mad and threw his chicken nugget sauce at me earlier.
Hawks:…
Hawks: Do you think he has any left over? I brought fried chicken.
Midoriya: I’m going to go out there and save some lives. I will not let a technicality stop me.
Iida: You mean the law?
Midoriya: Yes, god, I hate that word.
Aizawa: Why do I have to teach a class of rowdy hero hopefuls? I got up in the morning, isn’t that enough?
Present Mic: You could always expel 1-A, if you’re that tired.
Aizawa: Blasphemous. How could you suggest such an idea!? Don’t you see their potential?!
Kaminari: I’m really not feeling like my usual happy, dumbass self today.
Todoroki: Sending vibes.
Kaminari:…
Kaminari: Are they good vibes?
Todoroki: They’re vibes. Take what you can get.
Katsuki: I am god.
Mitsuki: You’re three and a little shit. Now sit down and eat your dinner.
Bakugou: This is the one time I’m cooking you anything so what do you want?
Kaminari: I’ll have the rabbit stew, please.
Bakugou, narrowing his eyes: If this is just so you can make a joke about a hare being in your soup I’ll blast your head off.
Kaminari, sweatdropping:…
Kaminari: I’ll have chicken nuggets.
Bakugou: I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see you everyday
Midoriya:…
Denki:hi
Denki, 10 minutes later: there’s no reason the alphabet has to be in order.
Bakugou: holy SHIT why would you say that???
Denki, sniffing: no one said hi back…
Kirishima:What would happen if birds threw bread back at you?
Denki: You’d definently have to duck!
Bakugou:One more pun. One more pun, and you’ll see what happens.
Mina:
Mina: ..If you couldn’t, I guess you’d quack-
Bakugou: 5 seconds.
Sero: Haha! You’re all chickens!
Sero:
Sero: ..oh shit
Kirishima:What would happen if birds threw bread back at you?
Denki: You’d definently have to duck!
Bakugou:One more pun. One more pun, and you’ll see what happens.
Mina:
Mina: ..If you couldn’t, I guess you’d quack-
Bakugou: 5 seconds.
— daily life of todoroki shoto part 1
you guys don’t know how many times i fucked up his hair and scar (ˊ̥̥̥̥̥ ³ ˋ̥̥̥̥̥) btw i changed my username to huechako in all my social media accounts
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i hope hawks gets paid overtime for this
Kaminari: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Shinsou, watching Mei screaming, Bakugou trying to set a sleeping Midoriya on fire, and Monoma choking on air: I don’t know either.
Hatsume: Shinsou is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.
Shinsou: The best part is you never know when they’re coming.
Todoroki: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Bakugou:What?
Todoroki: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
4 year old Midoriya: I think I’m falling for you.
4 year oldBakugou: Then get up.
Midoriya, to Kirishima: You know, Bakugou can be really aggressive, so it’s important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Midoriya: *blows airhorn at Bakugou* GET FUCKED!
Monoma: The floor is lava!
Todoroki: *helps Mei onto the counter*
Midoriya: *kicks Bakugou off the sofa*
Bakugou: FUCKING-
Shinsou: *lays on the floor*
Monoma: …Are you okay?
Shinsou:No.
Jirou: You have Crayons?
Sero : Yes, I have—
Jirou: You're— how old are you?
Sero : YES I AM 16 AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
Dabi: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
Shigaraki: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence.
Dabi:Oh.
Toga, from across the room: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.
Shouji: You have your weirdly sincere humility.
Tokoyami: I prefer the term “self-loathing”, actually.
Spinner: What makes you think it’s okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?
Mr. Compress: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.
Toga: Because I condone murder and cannibalism!
Sero: I failed our safety training course today.
Jirou: Why, what happened?
Sero: Well one of the questions was “In case of a fire, what steps would you take?”
Jirou:And?
Sero: Well apparently “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer.
Teacher: Your son was in a fight.
Yamada, kneeling down to stare Shinsou in the eyes:Hitoshi-
Aizawa: Did you win?
Bakugou:The fuck do do you want then?
Todoroki: Er… something work related.
Bakugou: What department is this?
Todoroki:Sorry?
Bakugou: If it’s work related you’d obviously know what fucking department this is. What department is this?
Todoroki: *looks at Momo and Jirou* Some sort of homosexual department?
All For One: Any last words?
Aoyama: Do you think I’m cute? Be honest.
Mina: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.
Villain Midoriya: I fell—
Toga: From heaven?
Villain Midoriya: No, I literally fell—
Toga: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Villain Midoriya: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Toga: Okay, but do you think I’m pretty? Be honest.
Bakugou:Stressed.
Midoriya:Depressed.
Shinsou:Possessed.
Monoma:Obsessed.
Todoroki:Impressed.
Mei: Chicken breast.
Everyone:…What?
Mei: I just wanted to join in
BNHA as things me and my friends have said
Midoriya: my trauma but make it an eminem verse
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Kaminari: im a gamer with 26 cps. im good with my hands. women love me
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Kirishima: I WANNA BE THE NEXT JERUSALEM
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Monoma: old me was not hot therefore old me didn’t exist
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Shinsou: my sleeping schedule is as fucked as your mom is whenever i come over
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Uraraka: isn’t elvis presley the one who sang never gonna give you up
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Mina: if the school doesn’t let me dye my hair im going to dye my pubes instead
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Midoriya: We’ll always be close, y'know. Our bond isn’t something that we can break.
All Might: What if i fucked your mom
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*playing sribbl.io*
Midoriya: *drawing a trumpet*
Kaminari: sasiphon
Bakugou: saxophone
Sero: trumbalene
Kaminari: sasiphone
Bakugou: FUCK
Sero: saxiphone
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Tokoyami: I’m also scared of the unknown.
Shouji,without thinking: You’re scared of getting laid?
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Bakugou: if you make one more fucking mom joke you wont have a mom to joke about
Kaminari: what the fuck are you implying
Bakugou:
Kaminari: whose mom, Bakugou?
Momo: Jirou kissed me!
Uraraka: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Momo: It was unbelievable!
Hagakure: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Mina: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Uraraka, get the Capri-suns and unplug the phone. Momo, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Momo: Oh, it ended very well.
Uraraka: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Mina: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Momo: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Uraraka: Ohh… So, okay, was she holding you? Or were her hands on your back?
Momo: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Mina and Hagakure:Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Jirou eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed her.
Sero:Tongue?
Jirou:Yeah.
Kaminari:Cool.
Shinsou: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Midoriya: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Shinsou: That one. I want that one.
