#incorrect mha quotes
Kirishima: I have lost my bro, Bakugou. Have you seen him?
Old woman: What does he look like?
Kirishima: *sobs* beautiful
todoroki: where’s the yoghurt? i thought you went to the store?
midoriya: *incoherent mumbling*
todoroki:huh?
midoriya: iT WAS ON THE TOP SHELF.
todoroki:
midoriya: I COULDN’T REACH IT.
All Might: *speaking in english*
Kaminari: I can speak English too :D
All Might: Really? Let’s hear!
Kaminari: Bonjour mon ami, vous êtes une belle grenouille~
All Might: *opens google translate*
Kaminari:
All Might: I’m flattered you think I’m a beautiful frog, but that’s French
Kaminari:
All Might:
Kaminari:Oh
midoriya:“where are you?”
bakugou: “omw back from the grocery store. y do u ask?”
midoriya: “you took me to the store with you???”
bakugou:
bakugou:SHIT.
Uraraka: I told Bakugou his ears turn red when he lies and now I can tell if he’s really lying.
Deku: What? How?
Uraraka: Watch this.
Uraraka: Bakugou, do you love us?
Bakugou: [covering his ears] No.
deku: how do you describe a relationship that’s really complicated?
uraraka: …a love / hate relationship?
deku: that’s what i thought too
deku, turning around: tell her what you said
bakugou:
bakugou: fuck you / fuck me.
Kaminari: Sensei, which pride flag is that?
Aizawa:…
Aizawa:…Germany?
all might: midoriya, why are you laying on the ground?
deku:i’m tired
all might: oh okay
deku:i was also stabbed like 3 times but-
all might:-no
inko: *screaming in the distance*
iida: *gets wet in the rain*
kaminari: QUIIICK SOMEBODY PUT HIM IN RIIIIIIIIIICE
- what if someone had a quirk, but it was really complex like yaomomo’s and they couldn’t figure out how to use it?
- like, the doctors would be all like “your kid SHOULD have a quirk because they’re missing that bone in their toe, but…”
- and then they grow up assuming they’re just quirkless or something and then one day something just (metaphorically oR physically) HITS them
- n they’re like DAMN WHAT THE FUCK oH my GOD
what do yall wanna see more of?
Midoriya:Kacchan, for this play I think you should play the role of my father
Bakugou: What? I don’t want to be your fucking father.
Midoriya: Wow, that’s perfect! You already know your lines!
kaminari: it’s not illegal.
policeofficer staring into kaminari’s car trunk which is full of bread: it’s just… there’s so much-
kaminari: but it’s not illegal
police officer:
todoroki: [staring out a window looking pensive]
deku: He’s so handsome… So thoughtful… I wonder what he could be thinking about…
todoroki, whispering to himself: wed-nes-day… whensday..? wendesday?
koda: do you have any books on turtles?
yaoyorozu:hardbacks?
koda: yeah with the little heads :3
kaminari, t-posing next to bakugou’s bed: jee-lye bee-lye peet rat goo-mye can-dyyyye
bakugou:wh-
mina, from outside the veranda: tye-mee to co-mee aly-vee
bakugou: how did you-
sero, taped to the ceiling: esca-pee the patackee. escA-pee the patAckEeee
bakugou:stop.
kirishima: [PUNCHES DOWN THE DORM DOOR]
kirishima: a rata tat tat
bakugou: do NOT.
kirishima, charging towards bakugou’s bed:A RATA TAT TAT
Aizawa: Would you like to keep talking during my lesson
Aizawa: Or would you like to keep your fucking kneecaps
1-A: *goes silent*
Aizawa: That’s what I thought
bakugou: man, FUCK this virus
todoroki:donot fuck the virus.
Bakugou: [banging his phone on the table in anger]
Kirishima:Hey, don’t be mean to the phone- how would you like it if I banged YOU on the table, hmm?
Bakugou:
Kirishima:
Bakugou:
Kirishima: Don’t answer that.
kaminari: aight so here’s the tea-
aizawa:report.
kaminari:wh-
aizawa: it’s called a report.
