#bredlik poem

My friends and I’ve been fooling around writing bredlik poems of Stormlight characters. The quality varies but here’s what we’ve come up with:

Kaladin

my name is Kal 
and wen things go badde
I hate myselff
and have big sad I
 love the spear
and Syl my spren
she bonded me
as best fren

Shallan

my name is Shallan
and wen it’s nite
I take deep brefs
and eat stormlite
wen I’m not me
folks ask me why
I look at my spren
and tell a lie

Pattern

my name is Pattern
I swerl around
bump into thynges
lie on the ground
wen I see
folks comunicaeting
I hum real loud
NO MATING

Syl

my name is Syl
and wen I see
a cool looking bird
ooh wow thats neat
*leaves

Adolin

my name is Ado
and I have great hair
I am the Kholin
Highprince heir
I am no radiant
So who am I
I spot Sadeas
I stab his eye

Wit

My name is Hoid
Or call me Wit
I’m not someone
You should fuck wit
And up my sleeves
I have many of cards
On my free days
I anger the Shards