#adolin kholin
the power adolin would have w access to a greater variety of fashion
Kaladin: Okay Shallan, give me your hairdryer
Shallan:My what?
Kaladin: Don’t you carry a hairdryer in your safe pouch?
Shallan: Have you ever met a human woman before?
Adolin, walking over: Hey guys what’s up?
Kaladin: Do you have a hairdryer?
Adolin, pulling out a hairdryer: Of course I do, I’m not an animal
if there’s ever a stormlight movie I can’t wait for the casting discourse over whether or not the actor playing adolin is hot enough
I really hope there’s a running joke like in the LOTR movies with Legolas having perfect hair and skin while everyone else is covered in blood and grime- except it’s Adolin with his perfectly tailored met-gala outfits while the others are wearing an assortment of ill-fitting items scavenged from a dumpster
Dude was fleeing an enemy horde, trapped in an alternate dimension, and he still was able to hand-tailor a fashionable outfit from scraps in a ship’s Lost and Found.
Marry that man, Shalladin.
Shakadolin photobooth
I wish them the world
If you lined up Kaladin, Shallan and Adolin, and then asked someone “guess which of these people is not okay with killing in cold blood”, I don’t think they’d expect the answer.
Stormlight Archive people, do you reckon Shallan ever mentioned to Adolin that she kinda had a crush on Jasnah for a while?
Kaladin Stormblessed: *exists*
Adolin, Shallan, at least three quarters of Bridge Four, 95% of Stormlight Archive characters and 95% of Stormlight Archive readers:
Adolin Kholin
Questioner: We want to know if Adolin is the hottest character.
Brandon Sanderson: If Adolin’s the hottest character in the entire…?
Questioner: In the cosmere.
Brandon Sanderson: I don’t know, Blushweaver’s pretty hot. Adolin’s pretty hot.
Questioner: I thought you might go with a Returned.
Brandon Sanderson: But the Returned are supernaturally hot, and Adolin is only naturally hot.
Questioner: With a Returned it’s almost unfair.
Brandon Sanderson: It is unfair. If you’re gonna go without any magical enhancements, Adolin’s gonna be up there.
He’s got personality hotness and physical hotness, so yeah.
Dancing to the Rhythm of War. In celebration of last week’s release of the fourth book from the Stormlight Archive.
Had fun sketching this epic movie style poster fan art of The Stormlight Archive on Procreate. I’m still testing out the brushes & learning the program.
Adolin.
Questioner: Out of Shallan, Kaladin, Adolin, who’s the best dancer?
Brandon Sanderson: Adolin, yeah. Definitely.
My friends and I’ve been fooling around writing bredlik poems of Stormlight characters. The quality varies but here’s what we’ve come up with:
Kaladin
my name is Kal
and wen things go badde
I hate myselff
and have big sad I
love the spear
and Syl my spren
she bonded me
as best fren
Shallan
my name is Shallan
and wen it’s nite
I take deep brefs
and eat stormlite
wen I’m not me
folks ask me why
I look at my spren
and tell a lie
Pattern
my name is Pattern
I swerl around
bump into thynges
lie on the ground
wen I see
folks comunicaeting
I hum real loud
NO MATING
Syl
my name is Syl
and wen I see
a cool looking bird
ooh wow thats neat
*leaves
Adolin
my name is Ado
and I have great hair
I am the Kholin
Highprince heir
I am no radiant
So who am I
I spot Sadeas
I stab his eye
Wit
My name is Hoid
Or call me Wit
I’m not someone
You should fuck wit
And up my sleeves
I have many of cards
On my free days
I anger the Shards
Taking the chance to listen to the Rhythm of War audiobook
And
Kaladin really does take a break from his mental breakdown to launch into a paragraph-long obsession about Adolin’s fashion sense
Like that’s a thing
I know Brandon probably just wanted to take the chance to reacquaint readers with Adolin and present changes from the time gap but
I don’t stop crying to describe how hot my friend looks
[Image description: A digital drawing of Kaladin and Adolin from the Stormlight Archive. They’re embracing tightly. Neither’s face is visible – Kaladin has his dark, curly hair falling into his face, while Adolin’s head is hidden by Kaladin’s. Kaladin’s coat has braided epaulettes and a patch with the Bridge Four insignia on the shoulder. Both of them have simple art deco-esque embroidery on their clothes. The entire piece is in monochrome black-and-white with simple shading, on top of a dark blue background. A small signature in the bottom right corner reads “MW.” End ID.]
fantasized about the next life
i’ll come back as a rocking chair
just wanna hold you in the rhythm
Kaladin
Jasnah
Wit
Dalinar
Shallan
Pattern (both of the posts)
Navani
Moash
Adolin
Heralds
Dalinar:
Jasnah:
Navani:
Adolin:
Renarin:
Shallan:
Evi:
Elhokar:
Gavilar: