Really respect BDG because both times a part of his appearance became a brand for him he retaliated by dramatically shaving it off in a video. Really said the only identifying feature you are allowed to have an opinion on is my jorts.
i love when bdg makes videos with his girlfriend because their relationship feels both loving and also like a hostage situation but they are both the ones being held hostage
Theory:Jon never actually woke up from his coma at the start of season 4. He’s still in the coma, and everything afterwards is a dream the Eye put together to mess with him. Bonus points if Elias actually planned all of this from the start because he’s just That Ahead of everyone’s shit
[image description: a series of photos of former and current polygon employees, overlaid with clips of a tumblr post so it’s as if they’re saying it. the people include tara long, jenna stoeber, simone de rochefort, jeff ramos, clayton ashley, brian david gilbert, patrick gill, and justin, travis, and griffin mcelroy.
tara: (bolded text) tag what you’re majoring in/intend on majoring in
justin: bat man
brian: minecraft
griffin: youtube
travis: W
clayton: criminal justice and psychology
jeff: i’m terrified that i’ll lock myself into an interest i’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study i’ve pursued in my life!
[Image description: fanart of Brian David Gilbert in an art nouveau style. Brian is wearing his PokeRap outfit: glasses, brown shoes, yellow socks, blue pants, and a multicoloured patterned shirt. He is sitting and smiling at the viewer while hugging Terry the Tangela, who is winking. The background is decorated with a border of gold swirls, and in the centre of the background is a softly lit nature scene featuring a tree stump that Brian is sitting on, surrounded by clouds, white lillies, and lavender. End ID]
[image id: a realistic digital painting of brian david gilbert during his skyrim book unraveled. brian is a white man with short floppy brown hair, hazel eyes, and round wire-rim glasses. he’s wearing a grey suit, looking at the viewer, and smiling slightly. brian is only visible from the shoulders up, and behind him are blurred strips of white paper with black text on them against a black wall. /end id]
strong contender for “worst thing said on polygon’s hit show unraveled”
[ID: three screenshots from the ‘When can Mario retire’ Unraveled. the first is a google search page, the second and third are Brian’s reactions, first disgust and then resigned acceptance. the captions read ‘In order to understand this a bit better, I googled Mario hyperinflation, and I got some exciting search results’. end ID.]
First piece in the g&g series I’m doing! This one’s just some good ol food crimes and heartburn, but I can’t wait for the rest of em :)
(idk if ill go back to posting on here once I finish this series but I at least plan now on posting daily for the rest of the month. Hope yall like)
[ID: Cute, stylized, full colored fan art of Gill & Gilbert. It’s based off the first episode. The boys are sitting on the couch, with their signature rainbow gradient background behind them. Pat is holding a stack of pepperoni in his hand, and looks defeated as he sinks into the couch. Brian is holding a bowl of strawberries, and holds one up to his open mouth with a wink. His nails are painted green. Both of them are saying, “we’re dying!” /END ID]
[image description: three screenshots of the coup episode of overboard, showing brian david gilbert, karen han, brennan lee mulligan, simone de rochefort, patrick gill, and jenna stoeber sitting around a black table with cards on it against a green backdrop. the situation looks very tense as pat says, “so you’ll do anything?”. brennan replies, “i’ll do fucking anything.” the next screenshot is a close up on pat’s face, oversaturated to be very red and focused on his eyes, with text overlaid that reads “THEN PERISH” in an imitation of the obama meme. /end id]
[image description: sketchy digital fanart of brian david gilbert and patrick gill in purple-pink tones. brian, who has round glasses and short hair, is shown wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and is playing a black melodica using the tube. behind him is pat, who has shoulder-length dark hair and oval-shaped glasses, and is wearing a dark colored graphic t-shirt and jeans, and is holding a microphone. they are both drawn slightly crooked and free-floating, overlapping each other, and both have their eyes closed. hand-drawn bubble letters in black and white behind them read “GILL AND GILBERT” with little triangle adornments. the background is orange, and pat and brian are drawn with a white squiggly line outlining them. /end id]
bdg is literally the opposite of a himbo what the FUCK are you TALKING about
himbos
dumb
beefcake
nonthreatening
bdg
does too much research to be an idiot
stick figure
the chaos energy is So Fucking Threatening
youre all wrong
thank you for coming to my ted talk
There’s a reply on here that said he’s high intelligence low wisdom, and I know that’s a fact bc bdg explains OSHA regulations better than the official department website yet he said in the first gill and gilbert that he hadn’t eaten a fruit in two months
Gill and Gilbert warm up sketch (literally a warm up, I have too much to do to focus on this as much as I desperately want to lmao)
[image description: a digital sketch of Pat Gill carrying Brian David Gilbert over his shoulders, fireman-style. Pat is looking suspiciously off to the side, while Brian is staring wide-eyed at the viewer. end i.d.]
[video description: a scene from polygon’s show overboard. simone de rochefort, patrick gill, jeff ramos, tara long, jenna stoeber, and brian david gilbert are all sitting at a table covered in cards and bananas.
transcript:
simone: -but I promise you’ll like them. Thanks everyone for watching, goodnight!
brian: cheers!
simone: cheers!
pat and jeff, in sync, cronch very loudly into their unpeeled bananas. the video cuts to the polygon logo just as simone screams.
Sonic was my first game, I was born in 93 and my first console was the Sega Genesis (although we called it Mega Drive in Brazil), and my first game was Sonic. My mom used to go to this drug store that gave the adventures of Sonic and Sonic Underground VHS tapes to customers, god I miss Sonic Underground. All I’m saying is, I needed to do this.
The narration is form Polygon, with Brian David Gilbert’s voice.
