#bsd dazai
✨You’ve grown strong… ✨
rip aku baby
YOU KNOW WHAT U DID SIR STOP SMIRKING SO HANDSOMELY OMFG
Dazai: I think my downfall is coming.
Chuuya: Oh wow. Congrats. What are you wearing to it?
Dazai: Clown makeup.
Chuuya, tweeting: if anyone calls me kitten that’s a hate crime and a half
*over text*
Dazai: hey kitten
Chuuya: HATECRIME
Dazai: no hi back kitten
Chuuya: do NOT call me kitten i will scream
Chuuya:I was thinking about you earlier-
Dazai: I’m living in your head rent free.
Chuuya: I don’t think I wanna tell you anymore.
Dazai: Wait, no, tell me.
*after a stressful situation*
Dazai: I was about to have a breakdown.
Atsushi: Same.
Dazai: No don’t be like me. You’re too sexy.
*texting*
Dazai:ooooo you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look so stupid
Chuuya: you should be addicted to shutting up
Dazai: and you should be addicted to kissing me
Chuuya: not gonna happen but wait and i’ll be real addicted to beating your ass
Dazai: ooooo you wanna kiss me sooo bad
Dazai:I was actually doing work for once today and half way finished with a report my laptop reset and I lost all my work.
Dazai: I wanted to kill myself.
Atsushi:Dazai-san I was trying to see how your day was and you gave me a depressed answer as usual.
Atsushi:Can you at least pretend to care about life when I ask?
Chuuya: I’m blaming you for the fact that I use sexy to describe things that aren’t actually sexy.
Dazai: Hehehe
Dazai: That’s very sexy of you though.
*after Chuuya learned how to drive*
Chuuya: Be careful on the roads.
Dazai: Why?
Chuuya: Hirotsu taught me to drive and Mori’s been letting me on the roads.
Dazai: You can see over the steering wheel?
Chuuya: *throws something at Dazai* Yes bitch!
Dazai: I have a bunch of leftover cardboard boxes from things I’ve ordered online. What if I made a cardboard cut out?
Chuuya: *sigh* Are you gonna make one of Atsushi?
Dazai: Not originally but that is a good idea.
dazai being a menace to the gc
Chuuya: manifesting extremely negative and wicked energy towards dazai. i have spent 12 hours secretly thinking terrible thoughts about him in hopes it will cause him grievous or fatal harm. my “dazai hate manifestation journal” is now at 15000 pages in length
*arguring about microwaved tea*
Dazai: You can’t microwave tea. It tastes like tv static when you do.
Fyodor: …..How do you know what tv static tastes like?
Dazai: I used to lick tvs as a kid. I don’t know why I just vividly remember doing it and having fun.
Fyodor: …..Don’t ever talk to me again.
Dazai, Chuuya, and Atsushi: *all on the phone together*
Dazai: *putting his mouth next to his mic and blowing air into when he speaks*
Chuuya, wearing headphones: stop breathing oh my god
*their twitters immediately after*
woahh this actually looks like a nice lunch box card
