#bsd dazai
Chuuya, jokingly: How’s the cutest traitor doing today?
Dazai, without looking up: I don’t know how are you?
Chuuya:
Chuuya:Wh—
Dazai, snapping his head up:Join the agency Chuuya
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Dazai: Have my plans ever been wrong?
Chuuya, mimicking in a high pitched voice: Have my plans ever been wrong?
Dazai:
Chuuya:
Chuuya:*Traps a wasp under a cup*
Dazai:*Walks over and places two more cups*
Chuuya: Please no-
Dazai:*Starts shuffling the cups*
Waiter: Sorry sir, your card has been declined
Dazai: Just try again?
Waiter: I’ve already tried 3 times…
Chuuya: It’s fine, i’ll take care of it
Chuuya:*grabs the waiter by the collar*
Chuuya: He said TRY AGAIN
Chuuya:Reminder that I’m very sweet and endearing so be nice to me.
Dazai:Or what?
Chuuya:I’ll punch your lights out.
Dazai: Name one mean thing that I’ve ever done.
Chuuya: You tried to convince me that eggs weren’t real.
Dazai: I’m going to write a book
Chuuya: Cool, what’s it gonna be about?
Dazai: How to be cute: a guide by Osamu Dazai.
- Be Osamu Dazai
Chuuya: We’re done.
Dazai:K.
Chuuya: Don’t use K on me.
Dazai:Oay.
Chuuya: You look nice, I want to kiss you
Dazai: What?
Chuuya, panicking: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN’T MISS YOU!
Dazai: We can go to the cinema if i’m allowed.
Chuuya: If you’re allowed?
Dazai: You’re not usually allowed to bring snacks into the cinema-
Dazai: I may not have been completely honest about that…
Chuuya: You? Less than truthful? I’m shocked, Dazai. Shocked and horrified.
Dazai, stroking Chuuya’s hair: You’re so cute.
Chuuya, sleepily: I could beat the shit out of you.
Dazai, lovingly: I know.
Mori: let’s play fuck, marry, kill
Chuuya: kill dazai
Mori: it hasn’t even starte—
Chuuya: kill. dazai.
Dazai: How are you so calm all the time?
Chuuya: The trick is to be so stressed out that it becomes your default state of mind.
Dazai: don’t go into that room!
Chuuya:why?
Dazai: there’s a spider inside
Chuuya: well, did you kill it?
Dazai: d-dude no, it got like 8 legs, i only got 2. that’s n-not fair
Chuuya: you always do that thing when you say my name
Dazai: what is it?
Chuuya: say my name
Dazai:
Chuuya, breathing heavily:THAT
Dazai, on one knee: will you marry me, Chuuya?
Chuuya:ye—
Dazai: hahah april’s fools!
Chuuya, forcibly taking the ring from Dazai and slipping it on his finger: so i’m thinking a summer wedding—
Dazai:wait—
Chuuya: no? spring then?
Mori: damn, the power went out
Dazai: don’t worry i got this
Dazai: *shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*
Chuuya:what-
Dazai: i swallowed a flashlight
Chuuya, on the verge of cardiac arrest: yOU DID WHAT
Chuuya: can i get a sip of that water?
Dazai: it’s not water
Chuuya: ooh vodka, i like your style
Dazai: it’s vinegar
Chuuya:wha-
Dazai: it’s vinegar, pussy
Chuuya: i wish i was a steak
Dazai:wha–
Chuuya, teary-eyed: so someone could look at me and say “well done”