#mafia dazai

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Chuuya: You look dead

Dazai: What do you mean I look gay?

Chuuya: Wha- I said dead-

Dazai: Dead, gay, same thing. I’m both

Dazai: I love you

Chuuya: That’s gay

Dazai: We’ve been dating-

Imagine Dazai going to attempt suicide again, but this time he actually succeeds.

Imagine how everyone would just freeze once they hear the news, because he never succeeded and now he is just gone like that. Everyone’s smile just disappearing and asking if it’s true.

Imagine Kunikida coming to the office expecting Dazai to be there and being annoying, but once he gets there it’s just silent and he breaks down.

Imagine Atsushi denying Dazai’s death, because without him, he wouldn’t be where he is now.

Imagine the ADA missing Dazai’s stupid singing, and not touching his stuff for weeks, hoping it was all a joke and he will come through the door with his suicide book and a smile on his face.

Imagine Chuuya getting the news and getting angry and just drink until he passes out. Knowing he can’t go fully out with his ability because Dazai isn’t there to stop him when the time comes. Realizing how much he actually needs him.

And then after some long time, when they got over it, thinking about the stuff Dazai told them. That he shouldn’t be here and all that stuff. Regretting that they didn’t do anything to help him, but knowing deep down that there would be nothing to change Dazai’s mind.

Because I just thought about it, if it would actually happen, and what kind of dramatic scenes there would be in the manga/anime.

incorrect-fandoms:

Dazai: So you’re telling me

Dazai: that when I die

Dazai: people will look at my naked body

Dazai:…

Dazai: suicide more like stay alive

Chuuya:*chokes on his food*

Kouyou: Drink up Chuuya-kun

Dazai: Don’t let her tell you what to do

Kouyou: Excuse me?

*Kouyou and Dazai starts arguing*

Chuuya, smacking his chest:So who’s gonna give me a heimlich maneuver

Chuuya, jokingly: How’s the cutest traitor doing today?

Dazai, without looking up: I don’t know how are you?

Chuuya:

Chuuya:Wh—

Dazai, snapping his head up:Join the agency Chuuya

Mori: let’s play fuck, marry, kill

Chuuya: kill dazai

Mori: it hasn’t even starte—

Chuuya: kill. dazai.

Dazai: How are you so calm all the time?

Chuuya: The trick is to be so stressed out that it becomes your default state of mind.

Dazai: don’t go into that room!

Chuuya:why?

Dazai: there’s a spider inside

Chuuya: well, did you kill it?

Dazai: d-dude no, it got like 8 legs, i only got 2. that’s n-not fair

Chuuya: you always do that thing when you say my name

Dazai: what is it?

Chuuya: say my name

Dazai:

Chuuya, breathing heavily:THAT

Mori: damn, the power went out

Dazai: don’t worry i got this

Dazai: *shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*

Chuuya:what-

Dazai: i swallowed a flashlight

Chuuya, on the verge of cardiac arrest: yOU DID WHAT

Chuuya: can i get a sip of that water?

Dazai: it’s not water

Chuuya: ooh vodka, i like your style

Dazai: it’s vinegar

Chuuya:wha-

Dazai: it’s vinegar, pussy

Redrawing of that one frame of Shoto but with Dazai instead

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These are from the new Beast chapter~ I wonder if Asagiri Sensei is planning on making more AUs beside Beast since we got the art with Dazais from different universes.

::: the white lily :::

white lilies symbolise a rejuvenation of the soul. They can represent purity, commitment and rebirth.

shoutout to @alittlesimp who made a whole 15 pg document on flower languages here for free use. :D It’s pretty awesome go check it out here✨

Ok, but how did Akutagawa find out that Dazai left? Was Mori just like “Congrats on the promotion! Dazai bailed on us, you work for me now!”

Considering the sheer amount of fraud charges on Dazai’s criminal record, he was probably actually doing quite a bit of paperwork in the mafia.

Happy Birthday to Dazai!

Dazoo