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HappyB-dayJin

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I’m currently discombobulated from just waking up..but HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIN!!

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It’s so shocking that I’ve celebrated his birthday for 5 years now and I’m still a little speechless. He’s such an amazing person and I can’t say that enough. I hope he has a wonderful day!!

‘Idol Style’

Hobi

Sadly I didn’t get to see this live because once again i was sleep

Damn

Atp I should stop sleeping so early

Before

After

IM SICK

You’re telling me that they went live and I MISSED IT??!

BTS REACTION: Sim

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Namjoon:

“Babe come look at this!” Namjoon call you over to show the sim he has have been working on for over an hour now.

You walk over and look at the screen before slightly tilting your head. “Namjoon, what is it?”

“It? It’s supposed to be you. You see the eyes, the nose, the body. Come on, how could you not see it?”

You stare at the sim for a little bit longer before nodding your head. “Ah I see but why am I built like a troll?”

“Because that’s what I see everyday.” Namjoon says before continuing on working.

Jin:

“Now I know damn well you didn’t make his ass that flat.” Jin comments, looking over at your progress. He takes the mouse from your hand and drags his ass all the way out until it can’t go anymore. “That’s more like it.”

He walks off to the room, but not before yelling out, “I will dump you next time my ass look like a ironing board on the sims.”

Yoongi:

“And finished !” You crack your back and look at the sim in front of you, proud of what you made. It was like a replica of yoongi in your game and you couldn’t wait to start making yourself but you had to use the bathroom. You scurry off to the bathroom, and when you finish washing your hands you walk out to see the masterpiece is gone.

You run over to see that the computer was turned off and you almost wanted to cry. You run into the bedroom that you and yoongi shared.

He was sitting on the bed with his arms crossed.

“My sim is gone.“ you say sadly walking over to the bed next to him and sit down.

“I know.” Yoongi said before getting up. “Did you really think I was going to let you make a replica of me so that you can torture it? You got the game all wrong you demon.”

Hoseok:

“And open !” Hoseok says to you and you open it to see the sim look like the grinch. You frown and look at him who was smiling widely.

“That’s not me. That’s the grinch’s little brother. I’m not the grinch’s little brother.”

Hoseok nods. “I know but this bootleg grinch stole my happiness and my money.”

Jimin:

“That has to be a hate crime against me.” Jimin comments looking at the very small sim jimin.

“I only create what I see.” You say teasingly before continuing playing the game.

“I can’t wait to make you! Because what I see right now is the ogre from shrek and the side of your face is giving me very much that stone face emoji.”

You frown. “I was only joking, I just wanted to see how you would react.”

Jimin laughs. “Oh, okay my bad. But I wasn’t joking about you flat head.”

Taehyung:

You walk into the study room to see taehyung playing the sims and you almost smile because at first he didn’t really care about it but now he’s all over it. So with the lightest steps you go over to him to see what he was doing, but the screen caught you off guard. It was sims that look like you and they were getting murdered by sim taehyung.

You gasp loud enough for him to hear it but he continues on, killing you a bunch of different ways.

After a bit he finally turns to you with a smile. “Who knew that this game would be so much fun!”

Jungkook:

“Why does my sim look like that?” You ask looking at the badly done sim on the screen.

He turns his head and smiles at you. “Because think about it. You told me to make you based on my memory and at first I was like how am I supposed to do that but it was easy. Just close my eyes!” He looks over at the sim and looks back at you. “I think the funny part is that my sim looks better than you!”

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Bloom bloom pow

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BTS TEXTS: Idk what this is but I missed doing texts

After doing this for the first time in a while… it was definitely odd. I don’t even know what this is but I tried‍♀️

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hopefully when I do this again it’s going to be more funny

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Also if you see that edit…you didn’t

BTS Reaction: Your hair

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Enjoy my masterpiece

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Namjoon:

“I’m so stressed out.” You say, falling backwards on the bed, closing your eyes. You hear namjoon walk over to you as he sits next to you, pulling your hands away.

“Babe I could help you if you want. I’m really good at these types of subjects.” He smiles as he bends down to kiss your forehead.

You could sense that he froze and you furrowed your eyebrows in confusion. “What happened?” He moves away, his face frowns. “Babe what you got going on? Why does your hair smell like no?”

You now frown and lay up from the position and namjoon almost gags. “Why do you have to torture me like this? Our house already smell like the city dump and now your hair? You’re wrong for that.”

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Jin:

“Y/n why the hell do your hair smell like that? It smells like your house and you know I don’t like that.”

You scoff at him and start to shake your hair so he could smell it again and all you felt was a tug.

“Try it again. I dare you”

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Yoongi:

“I’ve said this countless times y/n. You have that serial killer mentality and I respect that.” You stare at him in confusion.

“Serial killer mentality? I don’t get it. Why?”

“Because you’re bold enough to walk around this whole country with your hair that smells like ass. I like that confidence.”

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Hoseok:

Hoseok came to the dance studio to grab something but instead he sees you and starts smiling brightly, watching you dance freely whipping you hair like you don’t care.

He moves closer to join but his smile slowly started to fade. “Wow babe you’ve been dancing that long to smell like that? I respect it. “

You stop to look at him with a puzzling expression. “I’ve only been dancing for about 2 minutes now.”

His eyes becomes wide. “Say you swear.”

“Swear.”

“Wow. Jimin was right.” Was all he said and he walks out, his head shaking in disappointment.

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Jimin:

You had a nightmare and jimin being his cute self came to your house to comfort you.

You already was in bed and jimin walks out the bathroom, going over to the bed so he could cuddle you to sleep but when he goes to lay on the bed, his arms became stiff.

“You smell that?” He asks smelling the air that has graced his presence.

“No? What does it smell like?”

“Smells like must and mildew.” He sniffs your hair and almost died. “I know damn well you didn’t call me because you had a nightmare knowing good and well why your were having them. You probably got a whiff of your hair and your brain thought it was a monster and ran with it.”

He gets up, grabbing his keys from the nightstand. “Call me when you look like you’re going to the military.”

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Taehyung:

“Tannie do you smell that?” His dog was in his hand, as taehyung walked around your place for the first time. You laugh and lightly hit him, “what, does my house stink?”

He turns around and stares at you before answering. “Surprisingly no. So…” he let the dog get closer to you and Yeontan starts smelling you before barking. Taehyung quickly start to hug him, his eyes never leaving yours. “Why do I ever do this to myself? Learn your worth Taehyung.”

He nods to himself and walks out not before looking at you one more time and frowning.

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Jungkook:

“See I need a “study” buddy tonight and the main isn’t available right now so..?” He says getting closer, wrapping his arms around your waist.

You nod and jungkook smiles, pulling you in for a hug.

After a second he immediately let’s go, pushing you away. “On second thought I’m sick and need to go home.”

Your head tilts in confusion but Jungkooks facial expression scared you as it was like he saw a ghost. You turn around quickly to see no one there and once you turned back, you see that jungkook already left. Your phone buzzes, and you check to see that jungkook texted you.

Ride or die

Jungkook: sorry I left abruptly. My stomach felt queasy.

Y/n: You have nothing to apologize for babe! Get well soon

Jungkook: yeah no. In order for me to get well I need to break up with you.

Y/n: why what did I do

Jungkook: I know you didn’t ask that while your hair smell like the actual trash. until you fix it, I’m done with you

Yesterday was a drag but hopefully today will be better

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Oh if you were expecting something cute…my bad homie

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(Also this is a repost)

BTS Reaction: Food

You’ve always wanted to cook for your man so you thought today was a good day to do it.

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Namjoon:

“What the hell is that?” He says while staring at the food in front of him.

“It’s my own specialty! It’s jello with hot dogs inside. My family loves them.” You say excitedly, grabbing a knife to cut a piece.

He stops you and stares at you. “Why in the world do you think you can torture me today? You’ve done it all year but today? I got to meet up with my attorneys and if I get sick, I’m suing you and your parents.”

Jin:

His eyes go wide as he looks at the meal in front of him. You look at him in concern, wondering why he’s acting like that.

“You said you liked seafood and chicken jin, so I decided to mix them.” You say, grabbing a knife to cut a piece off.

“If you even try to give me a piece I will put a restraining order on you so fast.” He choked out in horror before getting up and fleeing your house.

Yoongi:

“Now Y/N I’m all about trying new things but mustard on a pumpkin pie? Are you insa-“ he stops mid sentence before looking around and nodding once. “You are.”

Hoseok:

“Jin told me to stop seeing you after you let roaches in my house but I gave you the benefit of the doubt. Now you’re trying to feed me this so I know you don’t care about my well-being.” He gets up and stares at you in disgust.

“Hoseok those roaches came because you left food around the house.” You say, trying to defend yourself.

He stares at you incredulously before walking towards the door. “I saw the roach on you like it was your child y/n. Don’t do that.”

Jimin:

He tries the breakfast that you gave him because he didn’t want to be rude, but turns out he should’ve. His stomach was on 10 that whole day, and he kept muttering to himself how he’s going to strangle you once he get out the bathroom.

Taehyung:

“Oranges in noodles?” He looks up at you in disappointment. “Even my dog can make better food than you y/n. Step it up.”

You scoff in disbelief, “you always compare me to that damn dog.”

He gets up calmly. “You know why? Because he doesn’t try to kill me on a daily basis.”

“Then we should break up then.” You say, grabbing your disgrace of food and going over to the door.

“Okay, see you never y/n.” He says while happily smiling at you.

Jungkook:

Now jungkook likes a challenge but even this he couldn’t conquer. He spits it out immediately before looking at you. “Get out.” He says, getting up and pointing to the door.

“You didn’t like it?”

He stares at you before pulling out a wad of cash. “Here’s some money. I know you were here only for my money y/n. You didn’t have to kill me to get it.”

“But I actually like you though!”

“Get out.”

Made this masterpiece in 10 minutes

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I hope everyone has a good day today !!

Jungkook??!!!

Okay gave us a whole concert by himself

BTS REACTION: Birthday

Decided to make this since today is my birthday…enjoy I guess. It’s ass lmaoo

Namjoon:

“I want you to make me a song for my birthday namjoon.” You exclaim, grabbing his arm excitedly to drag him to the studio.

He doesn’t move. “Y/n how many times do I have to tell you? I don’t make songs for just anybody.”

You pout but he doesn’t really care.

But after some time thinking, he finally makes a proposition. “I’ll only make you a song if you break up with me.”

“How’s that fair?”

“It’s not but I don’t want to be that person to break up with someone on their birthday so..” he trails off, looking over at you with a grin.

You fold your arms in defeat. “Never mind.”

His eyes go into panic for a second, “You sure you don’t want a song? Please reconsider it by today. I got to get married tomorrow.”

Jin:

“Okay…?” He takes out a 20 and hands it to you.

“This should be enough for your hair.” He smiles at you but you’re not satisfied.

“What am I going to do with that?” You sadly ask, grabbing the money and pocketing it.

Jin scoffs at your tone. “Well I thought since you have a couple strands of hair, it wouldn’t take much money for someone to do it. But excuse me for thinking logically.”

Yoongi:

“Happy birthday.” He tells you and hangs up.

You call again, wondering why he did that, and you were greeted with a dark screen when he picks up.

“What? I said happy birthday..isn’t that enough? What else you want? Money? Food?”

You roll your eyes at him, as you couldn’t believe him. “It’s my birthday and all you want to say is ‘happy birthday’?”

You see the lights go on to see that he’s looking at you dumbfounded.

“…did you hear what you just said to me y/n? This is why we break up every 2-3 business days. You never make sense.”

Hoseok:

He plans out this special place for you, even going as far as blindfolding you and you were excited.

“You can take it off now.” You can hear the joy in his voice so you joyfully take it off only to be greeted with a big yellow arch.

“McDonald’s?”

He giggles at your tone. “I thought long and hard what I should do for you since supreme boi stole my card a couple of days ago.”

Your mouth hangs open as you remembered that last night you saw a post of him and supreme boi hanging out together.

Jimin:

“It’s either I buy you something or I buy taehyung something.”

“Well I’m your s/o, so you should pick me.”

Jimin starts laughing so hard, that he drops to the floor, rolling around.

You look at him for a moment, not sure what was funny.

After some time, he gets up with a serious expression on his face. “So what should I get Tae?”

Taehyung:

“Sorry I couldn’t be with you on your birthday y/n, just know that I l-“ the call drops and you hurriedly dial it again, because you knew that this was the first time he’s ever said ‘I love you’ and that excited you.

The phone rings and rings again but no one answers. You think it’s your service or phone, so you go out of your way to see your friend to use their phone, and you dial his number again.

He never answered and after hours of waiting, he texted you.

‘Lol my bad, I almost said something outta pocket. Happy birthday though.’

Jungkook:

He couldn’t be there for your birthday so instead he he texts you.

‘Happy birthday I guess. I’m going to send you some flowers or something like that.’

You decided to watch some of your shows, waiting for the promised flowers.

After hours go by you hear knocking at your door and with the quickness you open it to see some daisies on the door step with a note attached to it.

‘I’ve realized that we’re not good for each other. You bring my nose energy down every time I get close to you and that’s a serious problem. Now don’t take that too seriously but if you do, I gave you some soap. Have a nice birthday.’

Lmao this is probably one of my worst ones but I wanted to to do something today‍

I’ll do another one that’s better than this one

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Lmao somebody had asked him how many kids he wanted and he said at first he wanted children, but now he a little iffy about it..he just like me fr

Lmaoo

BIRTHDAY BOY YOONGI

Happy birthday to Yoongi !!

Hishair

NamjoonYoongi&Jimin

예쁘다

HAPPYBIRTHDAYHOSEOK!!

Happy birthday to hobi! Lmao still don’t know why I say things when I know damn well he’s never going to see it but..that’s okay. To the amazingly talented and beautiful man Jung Hoseok..happy birthday !!!

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whoops

BTS REACTION: Breath

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Damn, why yo breath smell like that?

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Namjoon:

“Y/n we’ve talked about this love. Brush your teeth 3 times before you want to kiss me.” He dodges your kiss, taking a step back.

You frown at him, and you hold up your hand to smell your own breath.

You almost got taken the fuck out.

“See Y/N? I saw how you almost just dropped from that ass breath. Just think about how much I have to deal with that. Please.”

Jin:

He doesn’t say anything but every time you talk to him, he covers his nose hoping and praying that you can take an hint.

Yoongi:

“Damn.” Was all he said before passing out on the bed.

After about 5 minutes he comes to, and sees you hovering over him asking him if he was okay.

He wasn’t.

“Y/n please for the love of all holy get your breath away from me. Do you not realize that your monster breath made me pass out?”

Hoseok:

You guys were having a serious conversation and hoseok was trying to pay attention, but every few minutes your breath would hit him like a train.

Jimin:

“Here you go.” He hands you some mints, gum, toothpaste, mouth wash, and some soap wrapped up in a little care package.

“What’s all this?” You say grabbing it from his hand, observing the items.

He takes a shaky breath before answering. “Y/N, your breath hits me like an mma fighter and I’m tired of trying to fight. I’m just trying to make peace.”

Taehyung:

“My dogs breath smells better than yours. Do better.”

Jungkook:

“I’ll come back when your breath smells like toothpaste.”

You look at him in confusion. “What? I just brushed my teeth and I ate a mint.”

He looks at you, trying to see if you were lying but he could tell that you were telling the truth. “So why your breath smell like horse manure?”

You look at him confused. “My breath don’t smell like horse shit..?.”

He pulls you into a brief hug. “You’re so oblivious.”

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Yuh✋

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To the ppl that think this is “terribly corny” I’m just going to say move along. The shit I write is not for most people and I get that. I do. But it makes me happy.

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BTS REACTION: RAIN

Rain ☔️

Namjoon:

The rain was hitting heavily against the window and you were hesitant to leave Namjoons apartment.

You turn to look at him, and in his hand held a kid sized umbrella. “Uhm namjoon? How is this going to protect me from the rain?”

He shrugs. “It won’t, but I don’t want to give you my umbrella because I’m leaving you, and it would be really awkward for me to go to your rat house to get it back.”

“You’re leaving me?!”

“You should’ve known this y/n. Your dogs bark up my whole house and I don’t need to deal with that kind of negativity no more.” He hands you the kid sized umbrella and waves. “Bye bye.”

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Jin:

He lets you stay, but for every hour you’re still at his house, he charges you $100 secretly.

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Yoongi:

“A little rain won’t hurt the soul.” He says, pushing you out his apartment door.

“But it’s thundering!” You shout, your car was a little ways from his building.

He stares at you for a second before shutting the door on you and locking it. “Yeah, no one yells at me like that.”

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Hoseok:

“You can stay for another hour but after that you gotta go. Some friends of mine are coming over and I don’t need them to see you.” He says, smiling at you.

“Why? Are you embarrassed of me?”

“That’s an understatement.”

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Jimin:

“Sure you can stay a little longer!” He cheerfully answers, grabbing his wallet keys and a umbrella.

“Where are you going?”

He looks at you, his smile disappearing. “To my happy place.”

“And where’s that?”

“Anywhere that doesn’t have you in the mix.”

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Taehyung:

He takes your hand and leads you out of his apartment. “Bye Y/n.”

You look at him like he was crazy. “What? I can’t leave now, it’s raining cats and dogs!”

“I would love for you to stay but my apartment smells like actual ass and I know I showered 30 minutes ago.”

You laugh at him, slapping him on the forearm. “Oh silly, I could just take a bath.”

“Last time I let you near my tub, it was so scared that it wouldn’t turn on. I had to convince it that I’ll never do that to them again.” He chuckles at you, and shuts the door.

For a second he could hear his tub yell in excitement.

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Jungkook:

“It’s raining jungkook, I can’t just leave yet.”

He grabs a towel off the floor and hands it to you. “Here, put this on your head and you’ll be fine.”

You grab it, and you feel how damp it is. “Did you just use this?”

“Yup, that’s why I’m letting you use it for a makeshift umbrella. Duh.” He ushers you out the apartment, not before telling you good luck.

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It’s currently 5:23 a.m. and I don’t know why I’m still awake. I was supposed to be sleep like 2 hours ago. What the fuck‍♀️

Oh this was inspired by some rain I always turn on to help me fall asleep. (Apparently it’s not working right now.)

Gifs or no gifs? Eh no gifs. Maybe next time.

Rain by BTS is a pleasant song

(Oh, right not edited)

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