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BTS TEXTS: Idk what this is but I missed doing texts

After doing this for the first time in a while… it was definitely odd. I don’t even know what this is but I tried‍♀️

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hopefully when I do this again it’s going to be more funny

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Also if you see that edit…you didn’t

BTS REACTION: Perfume

The world knew that you sprayed too much perfume. Even people underground knew it but for some odd reason you couldn’t really smell it.

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Namjoon:

“Y/N, why do I smell you through the phone?” He asks, putting his hand over his nose.

“What are you talking about? I actually smell good this time.” You mutter, smelling your new perfume you purchased yesterday. You don’t hear him talk for a while before he says his next lines. “I know you smell good this time y/n, you just now smell like an overpowered daisy.”

Your eyes go wide as you never told him the scent. “How did you know?”

Namjoon sighs into the phone, his brain desperately telling him to hang the damn phone up. “I told you y/n! I can smell you through the phone! Damn, you can’t smell or listen.”

You smile. “Well if you don’t like it then han-“

“Ok.” Was all you heard and the phone cuts off. You didn’t even get to finish your sentence. Poor you.

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Jin:

Well you did try to call him to tell him about your new perfume, but he never answered. And he never returned your call.

Huh, what a shame.

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Yoongi:

“I like that you actually smell nice but, y/n, this is too much. You smell like someone just threw a bottle of perfume at you.”

You smell yourself, barely smelling anything on you. “I don’t really smell anything.”

Yoongi stares at you for a bit, trying to process everything but he couldn’t. “Your sense of smell is fucked y/n, and it’s a problem.”

He takes a step back and you take a step forward but he stops you with his hand. “No no no get away from me. I don’t need your scent anywhere near my fresh new clothes. Go take 3 showers and I just might let you hug me.”

You roll your eyes but comply, going to the bathroom to wash off the perfume. Once you were done you get out the bathroom, ready to hug Yoongi but he already was gone. All he left was a note.

‘You thought I was going to hug? That’s crazy. Stay cool y/n. Suga out.’

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Hoseok:

He doesn’t tell you but every time you turn away, he glances at the door waiting for an opportunity to run out of this hell hole.

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Jimin:

“Wow you smell..nice.” Jimin comments, walking into your small apartment. You smile at him as you close the door, proud to get that compliment.

“Thanks jimin, I got it from Gucci.”

He turns around, his mouth goes wide before quickly closing it but it was too late. He tasted the perfume on his tongue. He immediately attempts to spit it out, but it didn’t work. He frowns, and walks back to the door, opening it. “Yeah, I just got an urgent call and I gotta go. Taehyung said his brooch was missing and I need to help him find it.”

Your head turns in confusion. “He didn’t call you..?”

“It’s called friend telepathy. Once you get a friend other than that rat in your kitchen, you will get it too.” He walks out, still trying to get rid of the perfume from his mouth.

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Taehyung:

“I think I got it! What if because you smelled like ass for your entire life, your nose just peaced out on you. But now since you actually smell decent, you can’t actually smell yourself fully so you overdo it.” Taehyung said excitedly, it was like he solved the biggest mystery.

Your mouth is about to open to protest but he talks before you could say anything.

“Now that mystery is solved, I can finally go home and rest.” He says, walking over to the door.

“Wait, you just got here! You gotta stay for another hour at least.” You say, grabbing his arm.

He looks at you and frown, pulling his arm out your hand. “Have you ever watched scooby doo? When they solve a mystery, do they stay? No, so I should go out and solve another mystery.”

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Jungkook:

It felt like a challenge to him and he was up for it.

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(Not edited)

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Made this in 10 minutes. You love to see it.

• A very new kind of relationship.
  
• Jaebum would be more caring and respect you more than any guy before.
• He would be playful with you but still caring.
• Your opinion would mean more than anyone elses to him.
• Whether in things like what to watch in the movie night to really personal dilemmas he has.
• Also you would be his safety stone and he would be yours.
• He’s come to you to unleash his feelings and would hope that you’d do the same.
• You two would know all of each other secrets. Like ALL.
• You would be protected 24/7 whenever he was around you.
• Skinship would be consedartive in public but behind the closed doors..
• In public he wouldn’t be afraid to show that you are his girl/boyfriend.
• And behind the closed doors he’d be clinging on to you evry change he got.
• Fights would be loud and emotional.
• But your relationship would become stronger by it as you learned to know each other even not so likeable sides.
• Knowing all of GOT7 like your own brothers.
• Having movie nights as whole eight (plus Coco)
• Just a very strong and admirable relationship.

Hope you enjoyed and request for more!♥

You entered your favorite cafe and the warmness hit your body that felt cold from the chilly wind of autumn. Of course you went to your favorite corner place but as you sat down something unfamiliar touched your hand and you looked at it. It was a notebook. You took the notebook and looked at it. *What should i do..* You decided to open the first page of the notebook and right there you found neatly written ‘Min Yoongi’ and a phone number witch you assumed was the owners. You reached for your bag and pulled your phone out of it.  Hestitanly you dialed the strangers phone number and pressed call. After a couple of seconds a somehow deep voice answered the call. “Hello?” You were surprised for a moment but then were able to get words out of your mouth. “Hello… i found this notebook that had this number on it since i found it on the cafe here..” You shyly explained waiting for his reaction. You heard a sigh from the other line. “Depending where you are i could bring it to you..” You offered. “Would you do that? I’m at work right now.. It’s not far away from the cafe so i can text you the adress. “Sure. Let’s do that.”

Not too long after that you found yourself infront of a semi big building that read ‘BigHit’. You made a deal with the owner of the notebook that you’d bring the notebook to the reception desk. You slightly hugged the notebook to your chest as you entered the building. Right when you entered the first thing you saw was the reception and a lean semi-tall male with brown hair, ripped jeans and a simple black hoodie. He looked towards you and then bowed to you since he reconized the notebook on your hands. You returned the bow and handed him the notebook after walking up to him. “Thank you.” He thanked you and send you a small but grateful smile. 

You and him talked for a moment a while after he changed the. “So when you found my notebook on the cafe. Did you get to have anything there?” “No.. I called you right away..” “Then my work ends in a couple of minutes so would you let me treat you at the cafe? Because of me you couldn’t earlier.” He send you a sweet smile and you send one right back “I’d love to.”

REQUEST ARE OPEN!♥

JIN:

SUGA:

J-HOPE:

RAP MONSTER:

JIMIN:

V:

JUNGKOOK:

Enjoyyy! Pics are not mine♥

Chan: Minho. What the hell.

Chan: Why did you tell Jisung that BDSM stands for Banana Drinks & Super Mario?

Chan: He invited Felix and Hyunjin to his BDSM party.

Minho: Did they accept his invitation tho?

Seungmin: Imagine seeing a panther on the streets. I wouldn’t know what to do.

Changbin: What’s the opposite of pspspspsps?