Whenever a 16 years old teenage girl tries and give me the dirty look.Bitch, I’m gonna fuck your dad and make you my step child.

I hate it when people use their zodiac to justify shitty behavior like “Sorry I can’t help it I’m a scorpio”

BTS:

Me:

“Have you ever think about the fact that maybe birds don’t actually sing but are screaming because they’re affraid of heights ?”

Someone please tell the rude Kim he needs to chill. From France with love. L ~

TEACHER : Hoseok go to the map and find North America.

HOSEOK : Here it is.

TEACHER : Correct. Who discovered America ?

BTS : HOSEOK.

TEACHER : Jimin, why are you doing your math multiplications on the floor ?

JIMIN : You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER : Taehyung, how do you spell crocodile ?

TAEHYUNG : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L

TEACHER : No that’s wrong.

TAEHYUNG : Maybe it’s wrong but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER : Jungkook what is the chemical formula for water ?

JUNGKOOK : H I J K L M N O P.

TEACHER : What are you talking about ?

JUNGKOOK : Yesterday you said it was H to O.

TEACHER : Jin, what is the important thing we didn’t have 25 years ago ?

JIN: Me !!

TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down its father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Yoongi, do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?

YOONGI: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Namjoon, how do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested ?

NAMJOON: A teacher.

My mom’s reaction when I told her I spent almost 200$ in a BTS concert ticket :

Edit : One week later and I am still dead to her.

Boy : Hi

Me :

Me : “What could possibly go wrong ?”

My anxiety :

The struggle of non tactile people with extremely sweet friends :

Friend : *Suddendly takes you in his/her arms*

You : “I wish I could punch you right now and still be your friend.”

Jimin and his temper watching Dora the explorer :

Dora : “So which part of the episode did you prefer ?”

Jimin : “I liked that part when -

Dora : I liked that part too !! Awesome !!”

Jimin :

“I WASN’T FINISHED, YOU TW☆T !!”

Bonus :

Taehyung watching him from across the room ->

My mom in a nutshell.

“Discovered” Kpop in 2011. She’s so tired of my shit, I think she once hesitated to abandon me at a rest area.

I’m sorry but nobody ever thought you were using it Kitten ♡

PS : I am sure a lot of ARMY could clear their schedules to teach you yoga. Just sayin’ ~

Min Yoongi in a nutshell :

I laughed my ass off but let’s see how many will get the reference !

When you see your bank account after paying your taxes :

I’m screwed just so ya know.