#bts funny
Jin may as well be the CEO of Bighit now. The dude literally gives no fucks anymore.
Bang PD who? I only know Kim Seokjin, CEO of Bighit Ent.
unforgettable scene
baby needs attention
Bangtan rolling up to the symphony
I’m actually so mad that I made this.
BTS:
Me:
That MV reaction is all of us.
Anyone else expecting like, a museum attendant to come in an go ?
“Excuse me Sir !”
“ Don’t, don’t, please don’t touch that !”
Is that just me ?
“WHAT YOU DOING ? WHAT YOU DOING ? NO !”
“No sir don’t, don’t, don’t kiss the statue ! Or you’ll be asked to leave, don’t do it.”
“ Okay you did it, Okay. You’re gonna have to leave. Now.”
Go watch the entirevideoon youtube.
Having friends with the same dark humor you’ve been gifted.
- Cracking a joke -
You :
Friend 1 :
Friend 2 :
After death :
Every BTS stans :
#145 : Listening to your boss’ 345th sexist joke of the day.
What you want to do :
What you have to do :
I’m kidding, just caress his face…
With your sneaker.
Leaving work with your coworkers the evening before holidays be like :
Jimin: Does anyone have some baby duck pics I can look at? I’m feeling sad.
Taehyung: Do you have any specific requests?? Baby ducks in hats? Scarves? Snuggling?
Jin: Everyone has a weakness.
Jin: I, personally, am tragically talented and good looking.
Jungkook: Sorry to disappoint you, but I’d rather stare out of the window, listen to music and create fake scenarios in my head than do those worthless mortal tasks.
Yoongi: Tough shit maknae it’s your turn to do the dishes.
Namjoon: I’ve faced way more peer pressure to start animes than I have to try drugs.
Jungkook: I swear you’ll like it please just watch one episode with me hyung! It’s about volleyball and friendship!
Taehyung: What if we made being alive easy huh?? Ever thought of that??
Yoongi *struggling*: I had thoughts in my brain, now they’re gone.
Namjoon: After all this thinking in my head my prospects of becoming insane are high.
Also Namjoon: Hmm. Sexy brain wrinkles would be good lyrics.
Jimin: I hate you with every inch of my body.
Jungkook: That’s not a lot of inches.
Jimin: That’s it-
Yoongi: You okay?
Namjoon: Yeah. You okay??
Yoongi:Yeah..
Namjoon:…
Yoongi:…
Namjoon: We’re both lying aren’t we.
Yoongi: Oh yeah 100%
Jimin: Hyung are you going to complain the entiretime??
Yoongi:Wellsomeone has to.
*Yoongi showing off his song to Namjoon*
Yoongi: See! It’s an upbeat song. Could a depressed person could make this!
Namjoon listening to Daechwita:Yes.
Jungkook: Hey hyung would it be stupid if Taehyung and I-
Jin:Yes.
Jungkook: But you didn-
Jin: I didn’t need to.
Jin: Oh you’re singing! Can I make a request??
Yoongi: Uh sure?
Jin:Stop.
Taehyung: People treat me like an idiot, so I’m allowed to act like an one from time to time. It’s one of the perks.
Jimin: Not everyone’s gonna think I’m pretty and that’s fine.
Jimin: They’re wrong though
Taehyung: The flavour of water is its temperature.
Jin: You’re right but I don’t like it.
Jungkook: Unfortunately for everybody else, I’m going to keep doing whatever I want.
Jin, dropping Namjoon at the airport: Have a safe flight Namjoon-ah!
Namjoon: Thanks Hyung but yknow, I don’t actually have a say in if I do or not.
Jin: Okay die then.
Namjoon: If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed. I just forget to breathe sometimes.
