#minyoongi
TEACHER : Hoseok go to the map and find North America.
HOSEOK : Here it is.
TEACHER : Correct. Who discovered America ?
BTS : HOSEOK.
TEACHER : Jimin, why are you doing your math multiplications on the floor ?
JIMIN : You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER : Taehyung, how do you spell crocodile ?
TAEHYUNG : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER : No that’s wrong.
TAEHYUNG : Maybe it’s wrong but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER : Jungkook what is the chemical formula for water ?
JUNGKOOK : H I J K L M N O P.
TEACHER : What are you talking about ?
JUNGKOOK : Yesterday you said it was H to O.
TEACHER : Jin, what is the important thing we didn’t have 25 years ago ?
JIN: Me !!
TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down its father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Yoongi, do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?
YOONGI: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Namjoon, how do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested ?
NAMJOON: A teacher.
Me : “What could possibly go wrong ?”
My anxiety :
The struggle of non tactile people with extremely sweet friends :
Friend : *Suddendly takes you in his/her arms*
You : “I wish I could punch you right now and still be your friend.”
My mom in a nutshell.
“Discovered” Kpop in 2011. She’s so tired of my shit, I think she once hesitated to abandon me at a rest area.
I’m sorry but nobody ever thought you were using it Kitten ♡
PS : I am sure a lot of ARMY could clear their schedules to teach you yoga. Just sayin’ ~
Min Yoongi in a nutshell :
I laughed my ass off but let’s see how many will get the reference !