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˗ˏˋ namjoon traveling, lockscreens ↷ like or reblog if you save;♡°

I’m so sorry I’m inactive, I could be more active but idk why I don’t use tumblr like I used to.

Anyways I will try to post more. Hope you like this wallpapers, the photos of his last trips are so cool!

@y1skies

Sun, 04 Nov 2018 01:46:19

BTS:

Me:

#bangtanboys #bangtan #bts scenarios #kim taehyung #parkjimin #bts imagines #bts meme #bts smut #btsfunny #funnykpop #bts funny #jeon jungkook #kimnamjoon #kpop meme #min yoongi

@cordelia-malasiewicz

Sat, 07 Jul 2018 12:42:10

TEACHER : Hoseok go to the map and find North America.

HOSEOK : Here it is.

TEACHER : Correct. Who discovered America ?

BTS : HOSEOK.

TEACHER : Jimin, why are you doing your math multiplications on the floor ?

JIMIN : You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER : Taehyung, how do you spell crocodile ?

TAEHYUNG : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L

TEACHER : No that’s wrong.

TAEHYUNG : Maybe it’s wrong but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER : Jungkook what is the chemical formula for water ?

JUNGKOOK : H I J K L M N O P.

TEACHER : What are you talking about ?

JUNGKOOK : Yesterday you said it was H to O.

TEACHER : Jin, what is the important thing we didn’t have 25 years ago ?

JIN: Me !!

TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down its father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Yoongi, do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?

YOONGI: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Namjoon, how do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested ?

NAMJOON: A teacher.

#btsfunny #bts meme #kpop meme #kpop funny #bts imagine #bts imagines #kim taehyung #kimnamjoon #kim seokjin #jeon jungkook #jung hoseok #parkjimin #minyoongi

@cordelia-malasiewicz

Wed, 04 Jul 2018 13:00:44

My mom’s reaction when I told her I spent almost 200$ in a BTS concert ticket :

Edit : One week later and I am still dead to her.

@cordelia-malasiewicz

Mon, 04 Mar 2019 22:22:07

Boy : Hi

Me :

@cordelia-malasiewicz

Thu, 27 Sep 2018 22:55:23

Jimin and his temper watching Dora the explorer :

Dora : “So which part of the episode did you prefer ?”

Jimin : “I liked that part when -

Dora : I liked that part too !! Awesome !!”

Jimin :

“I WASN’T FINISHED, YOU TW☆T !!”

Bonus :

Taehyung watching him from across the room ->

@cordelia-malasiewicz

Thu, 13 Sep 2018 14:50:30

My mom in a nutshell.

“Discovered” Kpop in 2011. She’s so tired of my shit, I think she once hesitated to abandon me at a rest area.

@cordelia-malasiewicz

Thu, 13 Sep 2018 12:14:35

I laughed my ass off but let’s see how many will get the reference !

#funnykpop #bts meme #bangtanboys #bangtan #bts funny #btsfunny #kpop meme #kim taehyung #kpop funny #kpopmeme #bts jhope #bts jungkook #parkjimin #kimnamjoon #reallifewithkpop #agust d #kim seokjin #minyoongi

@cordelia-malasiewicz

Tue, 04 Sep 2018 10:26:34

Let’s talk about fan fictions, or how I will stir shit up and not make friends ~

First of all, as everybody is becoming more and more offended easily (I can barely make a joke about myself without offending someone these days), I would like to precise that I am not criticizing author’s of fan fictions.

I am just saying that some of the work of some people leaves me quite puzzled. Chill babes ~ ♡

In fact, I’ve read some absolutely amazing works, very different from each others and I gotta say, damn girls/boys, you slayed it ! And I am sorry I won’t be talking more about you in this post, but I’m seriously happy you exist.

But I’ve also read stuffs where I was like… Wow… What the heck did I just read ??

And let’s be clear, I am not talking about “bad” work because everyone has his own opinion and taste so it wouldn’t matter to discuss it there, plus I don’t like to diss people’s work for free.

No, I am talking about wtf works where characters seriously needs to go and meet a therapist : I am sure some of you have read plenty of Christian Grey/Edward Cullen look somewhat alike fan fictions. What I don’t understand is : writing a good fan fiction takes a lot of time, do you really want to spend it to finally deliver that kind of character ?

Maybe I am becoming “old” (my face is 26 but my soul might be 45 already who knows) but let me get this straight, Christian Grey is a narcissist abuser and almost a rapist (yeah remember when he didn’t pay attention to Ana’s safe word ? Right. This is called abuse. Among other things). And no girl would tolerate it if he wasn’t as charming and rich, let’s be honest here (but he got an helicopter so I guess we can not resist). Plus, he also has a control obsession because it wouldn’t be fun if he wasn’t a total maniac, right ?

As for Edward Cullen, he is a I-dont-know-how-many years old and still attends school for no reason, while breaking at night in a girl’s house to watch her sleep. Correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure this is not the way you should act when you have a crush on someone. He also tries to commit suicide when his soul-mate tries to breakup with him. Again, a control freak. “But he sparkles in the sssuuuuuunnnnnn !!” Shut up Daniela nobody asked.

So please Authors could you produce some male characters with a normal behaviour, or at least functional ?

There is plenty to do with every archetype characters that exists (orphan, lover, healer, leader, hero…) to avoid that kind of stereotypes. It doesn’t mean your character will be boring, on the contrary, they will have a deeper personnality because you’ll have to find other flaws to them.

Authors often asks for request from their readers.

You guys just read mine ♡

PS : I won’t talk about the fact that some smut fan fictions should appear only on Youporn Hardcore page because I can already feel the stares on my back and the doubts about my sex life quality. But yeah, try not to turn your readers into pornstars. We love sex, almost everybody does, but we love self-respect too. Anal on the first night doesn’t usually mean you’re the love of his life.

Xoxo ~★

L.

#bts scenarios #bangtanboys #bts imagines #bts jhope #bts jungkook #bts reaction #bts smut #parkjimin #bts jimin #sarcasm #kimnamjoon #min yoongi #reallifewithkpop #bts imagine #imagine

@cordelia-malasiewicz

Mon, 03 Sep 2018 21:25:06

Rap Monster as Gudetama!

Happy birthday to our precious leader!