#bucky and sam
Sam: *does a ton of hand signals*
Bucky: *mimicking hand signals* I. Don’t. Know. What. That. Means.
Sam: *sighs* Go around back!
Bucky: Why couldn’t you just say that?
Sam: Get back in there!
Bucky: And do what?
Sam: Go for the head.
Bucky: I just did!
Sam: Well…do it better!
Bucky: Great. Four times in a row. He’ll neverseethatcoming.
Sam: Are we enemies?
Bucky: No.
Sam: Are we friends?
Bucky: Definitely not.
Sam: …
Sam: Are we gay?
Bucky: …
Bucky: Yeah.
Sam: *smiles delightedly*
(Cleaning Injuries After a Fight)
Sharon: How’s Bucky look, Sam?
Sam: Surprisingly hot.
Sharon: …what?
Sam: What?
Bucky: *Holds up gun* Put the money in the bag
Sam: That’s a water gun
Bucky: *Chucks the water gun at him*
Sam: Ow! Asshole, just take it, Jesus Christ!
