#sam and bucky
One year ago, on this day The Falcon and the Winter Soldier premiered, the second MCU show on Disney+ and my personal favorite
I want the world to know this is how many fics are Sam/bucky pre- Falcon and the winter soldier. Watch the number rise.
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Bucky: I’m going to cook today! It will be a good practice!
Sam: *brings in fire hydrant* Where’s the fire.
Bucky:
Sam: Oh, you’re ABOUT to cook. Call me when the fire has arrived.
Favorite ship dynamic: superhero gay couple (that will never be a canon because of homophobic Disney) and their robot son
Happy family
Sam: *does a ton of hand signals*
Bucky: *mimicking hand signals* I. Don’t. Know. What. That. Means.
Sam: *sighs* Go around back!
Bucky: Why couldn’t you just say that?
Sam: Get back in there!
Bucky: And do what?
Sam: Go for the head.
Bucky: I just did!
Sam: Well…do it better!
Bucky: Great. Four times in a row. He’ll neverseethatcoming.
Sam: Are we enemies?
Bucky: No.
Sam: Are we friends?
Bucky: Definitely not.
Sam: …
Sam: Are we gay?
Bucky: …
Bucky: Yeah.
Sam: *smiles delightedly*
(Cleaning Injuries After a Fight)
Sharon: How’s Bucky look, Sam?
Sam: Surprisingly hot.
Sharon: …what?
Sam: What?
Sam:BUCKY!!!
Bucky:SAM!!!
Zemo: Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?
it just was in my drafts, so decided to post it just because
“I dont know what I will do if in the next episode Falcon and Winter soldier Steve wouldn’t come and beat the shit out of everyone”
It didn’t happened but Cap America still did a good job in last episode
it’s also from drafts and I thought that it was funny anyways so
“Yeah, sure now he is new HOWARD STARK OR WHAT”
oh lord… YOU KNOW WHAT I’M THINKING??
Bucky: *Holds up gun* Put the money in the bag
Sam: That’s a water gun
Bucky: *Chucks the water gun at him*
Sam: Ow! Asshole, just take it, Jesus Christ!
