#incorrect bucky barnes
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STEVE!!
when your gay cousin shows up at the family barbecue
Sam : Walker hates us
Bucky : Maybe it’s because he is homophobic?
Sam : We are not gay, Bucky
Bucky :
Bucky : We are not???
Steve: Did you just flirt with me?
Bucky: Have been since the Great Depression but thanks for noticing.
*trying to break into Steve’s house*
Sam: It’s locked!
Bucky: What do you mean it’s locked?
Sam: What do you mean ‘what do I mean’? When I say it’s locked, it’s locked! How many definitions of ‘locked’ are there?
Bucky:What happens if I press the gas and the break at the same time ?
Zemo: The car takes a screenshot.
Y/N & Sam: Pull over and let us out of the car RIGHT NOW!
Sam: This is killing me.
Bucky: Good. Die
Bucky: you know, Peter, maybe it’s just the concussion talking… but any way you choose to live your life is okay with me.
Peter:huh?
Steve: [whispers] he thinks we’re gay.
Marvel Characters as my Texts
(the long awaited sequel)
ft my crippling fear of Nosferatu
i hope you enjoyed the chaos!
please don’t use/post without my permission!
Bucky: *Holds up gun* Put the money in the bag
Sam: That’s a water gun
Bucky: *Chucks the water gun at him*
Sam: Ow! Asshole, just take it, Jesus Christ!