Sam: Get back in there! Bucky: And do what? Sam: Go for the head. Bucky: I just did! Sam: Well…do it better! Bucky: Great. Four times in a row. He’ll neverseethatcoming.
Villain: Is this a joke? I don’t deal with washed-up old relics. Peter: Come on now, let’s leave your wife out of this. Tony & Rhodey: *listening via earpiece* Rhodey: *laughs* Like father, like son.
(After Captain America: The Winter Soldier) Nat, about Bucky: So what’s with the guy who tried to kill you? Steve: He didn’t try to kill me. He saved me. Nat: He threw a shield at your head. Steve: He threw a shield nearmy head. Nat: He works for Hydra. Steve: Nobody’s perfect.
(After Peter Almost Sets the House on Fire) Peter: Thanks for not telling Aunt May what happened. Tony: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.
