#incorrect avengers quotes
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STEVE!!
[Peter Parker meeting Frigga For The First Time]
Peter Parker (whispering): Your mom’s awesome.
Loki (smug) : Of course, where do you think I got it from.
Loki Teaching Peter Parker How to Drive
Loki: You’re doing great Spiderling.
Peter Parker, worried: I think I just ran over Mr Thor.
Loki: Consider it a lesson in humility for him.
Loki: Let’s keep driving.
Loki:*picks up Peter Parker* Explain to me why you’re so cute.
Peter Parker::3
Loki:Interesting…
Loki:*smashes a window* Vandalism is wrong Peter.
Peter Parker:Okay.
Peter Parker: I’ll go with you, Mr Loki.
Loki: Spiderling no, I can’t risk anyone I care about getting hurt.
Thor: I’ll go.
Loki:Okay.
Watching Steve and Tony Argue
Peter Parker: This is bad.
Loki: I know.
Loki: I wish we had popcorn.
Peter Parker, after explaining his plan: You think that this is a bad idea.
Loki, smirking: Without a doubt.
Peter Parker: Then why are you smiling?
Loki: Because bad ideas are my favorite kind.
Loki: *laying face-down on the bed*
Peter Parker: Hey Mr Loki, are you okay?
Loki: *muffled* I just need a bit of a break from everything…
Loki: Including existing
Peter Parker: Alright, if that’s what you want.
Peter Parker: *plops face-down on the sofa next to Loki’s bed*
Loki: *looks up in confusion* What are you doing?
Peter Parker: *looks up at Loki* I’m taking a break from existing with you :)
Loki: *smiling softly* Thank you Spiderling :)
[Both of them lay face down in silence until Loki feels better]
Peter Parker: [comes home looking sad]
Loki: I WILL DESTROY EVERY ASPECT OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE AND BURN WHATEVER REMAINS TO ASH IN ORDER TO BE SURE I ERADICATED WHATEVER HURT YOU…
Peter Parker: Can… I have a hug?
Loki, already hugging Peter: Oh, of course.
Peter Parker: Why is life so hard, Mr Loki?
Loki, comforting Peter: Don’t worry Spiderling, I know that this all seems unfair now.
Loki: But someday when you’re older and wiser, you’ll be able to look back on all this…
Loki: And get revenge
Peter Parker: Mr Loki, can you come to school with me tomorrow?
Loki: Why? What happened?
Peter Parker: I have an assignment to bring something important to me to school and I was hoping if you’ll go.
Loki, happily crying and hugging Peter: You’re important to me too Spiderchild!
Thor: Loki, can you…?
Loki:No
Thor: *walks out of the room and walks back in with Peter*
Peter Parker: Mr Loki, can you…? :D
Loki: Yes, of course sweet Spiderchild :)
Thor, sighing : … Really, Brother?
Loki: We’ll what did you expect, Thor?
Loki: How can I possibly say no to the Spiderchild’s adorable face!?
Peter Parker:*whimpering*
Loki: What happened!? Who did this to you!?
Peter Parker: Oh it’s nothing, Mr Loki. I just stubbed my toe on the door-
Loki: *already has a chainsaw* Which door?
Loki: Spiderling, what did I tell you about lying?
Peter Parker: To do it more often.
Loki: Exactly! I’m so proud of you!
Peter Parker, walking with Loki at the zoo: Let’s do something fun together, Mr Loki!
Loki, smiling: Very well, lead the way.
Peter Parker : Oh! How about we make some balloon animals?
Loki: Alright, but aren’t you scared of balloons?
Peter Parker : Pfft…no.Why would I be scared of balloons? I’ve fought villains who tried to kill me. These are nothing.
Peter Parker : *tries to tie balloon*
Peter Parker : *balloon pops*
Peter Parker : *unholy screaming*
Peter Parker : *clutches Loki’s arm*
Loki:
Loki, patting Peter on the head comfortingly: Let’s go look at the snakes.
[Loki ended up burning down the balloon stall while Peter was not looking]
Peter Parker: You believe me?
Loki: Spiderling, you’re the last and only good person on this planet. I’d believe you if you said cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
Loki to the Rescue (Loki Helps Peter Parker Stop a Crime)
{A group of teenagers steal some money from the store. Spiderman thought they were just misunderstood so he tries to talk to them nicely to return the money, but they manage to escape while he was distracted. Loki intervenes}
Robber 1: You hit us with a car.
Loki: You hit the car with your bodies.
Loki: Now listen up you brats! The Spiderling is a good person. He believes in the good of people.
Loki: I don’t
Robber 2: M-my body feels cold…
Loki: It’s shutting down.
Loki: My point is, I don’t want my friend to lose his faith in people.
Robber 3: Okay, okay. W-we’ll return the money.
Loki, glares: You hooligans are going to do a lot more than that.
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{Back at the scene of the crime}
Robber 2: After we left, we thought about what you said, and we realized you were right.
Robber 3: Yeah, what we did was wrong.
Peter Parker:Really?
Robber 3:Yes.
Loki: *death glaring at the robbers*
Robber 1, sweating in fear: A-and you were right to see the good in us.
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{Later}
Peter Parker: Mr Loki, did you have something to do with that?
Loki: What? Me? No. Your faith in those low-lives has motivate them to do the right thing.
Loki: Now let’s get some ice-cream, you deserve it :)
Peter Parker::)
Bucky : No Nut November is a top tier bullshit.
Peggy : Looks like someone has failed.
Bucky : Well, Peggy, someone has to keep your man happy.
when your gay cousin shows up at the family barbecue