#campaign one
Percival: My name is Percival Fredrickstein von Mussel Klossowski de Rolo III and I’d like a large black coffee with six shots of espresso
Percy: I am completely in control you guys
Orthax, momentarily possessing Percy:lol
Keyleth: u know when u step on a leef and it just don’t cronch and u be like :/
Vax'ildan: are you speaking Zemnian right now keyleth what
Some Commoner: Who’s kid is this?
Pike: Oh, it’s probably one of mine
Random Kid:but-
Pike, gathering children: They’re all mine
Vox Machina:but-
Pike: all :) of :) them :)
A Mollymauk I drew literal years ago