#geek and sundry
Beauregard: fuck you Molly
Someone else: [To Molly] fuck you
Beauregard: now listen here you little fuck only I’m allowed to demean and belittle him
Percival: My name is Percival Fredrickstein von Mussel Klossowski de Rolo III and I’d like a large black coffee with six shots of espresso
Percy: I am completely in control you guys
Orthax, momentarily possessing Percy:lol
Keyleth: u know when u step on a leef and it just don’t cronch and u be like :/
Vax'ildan: are you speaking Zemnian right now keyleth what
Some Commoner: Who’s kid is this?
Pike: Oh, it’s probably one of mine
Random Kid:but-
Pike, gathering children: They’re all mine
Vox Machina:but-
Pike: all :) of :) them :)
Percy: mom said it’s my turn to use the xbox
His siblings’ dead corpses:(X_X)
Percival: *fist pumps* sweet! Now that everyone’s dead I can finally play fortnite by myself! *dabs*
Cassandra: *breaks his jaw with a controller*