#captian niall

Louis: what if i’m not gay?

Louis: what if i’m just faking my gayness?

Louis: maybe i’m not even interested in bo-

Harry:hi

Louis:nevermind

Harry: fuck me if i’m wrong but i-

Louis: you’re wrong

Harry: but i didn’t even s-

Louis: WRONG! YOU’RE WRONG!

Leeroy: Welcome to salsa class! Who’s ready to dance?

Niall: *hiding a bag of tortilla chips behind his back* there’s been a misunderstanding

Louis: you know Harry is kinda the sun to me

Niall: awww, cause he’s the light of your life

Louis: no, because the longer i stare at him the more i regret this

Niall: o-oh, but you still love him right?

Louis: duh, all i’m sayi-

Harry: *running while wearing a rainbow cape* babe look! i’m a gay superhero

Louis: oh my god

Harry: *gasp and makes eye contact with Louis in realization* i’m supergay

Louis: i take it back, i’m in love with him

*Louis catches Harry staring at him*

Louis: what are you doing

Harry: admiring raw beauty

Louis: well stop it

Harry:okay

*Harry turns to Niall*

Louis: I THINK THE FUCK NOT YOU TRICK ASS BITCH

Harry: hey, i’ve been needing to get this off my chest

Louis: ok, you can trust me

Louis’ thoughts: please be your shirt, please be your shirt, please be your shirt, please be your shirt

Harry: I’ve seen that guy everywhere!

Liam: Maybe he’s stalking you?

Harry: Do you think he wants to kill me?!

Niall: No, I think he just has a crush on you.

Louis: Oh, so he wants me to kill him?